Pau Torres

[VillaTim]

When I saw the news about Pau signing for us on Sky Sports last night (5pm show), you would of thought we had just signed a free transfer.

The coverage of the signing lasted about 1 minute, if Pau had signed for 1 of the supposed big 6 - SKY would have been all over this signing like a rash.

They gave more coverage to Kane not leaving Spurs and some reserve from Chelsea going to Italy.

I thought the exact same thing when I just saw a massive gaudy yellow "BREAKING NEWS" about Ashley Young joining Everton...

I fucking hate Sky Sports...

Best thing i've done in a long time is totally cancel Sky

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Look at that bone structure, he could do damage to anyone that got too close to him. Who needs muscle when your cheek bones could kill someone.

Or as an acquaintance of mine likes to say: "You could grate cheese on those cheekbones!"

[Dogtanian]

He looks for all the world like he's just found God in that pic.

[edgysatsuma89]

He looks like a Wonka.

[chrisw1]

Morning everyone, here’s a short video detailing everything you need to know about new signing Pau Torres in 2 minutes for those interested now that he’s officially signed. This lad has deserved a big move for years and I’m glad it’s to a wonderful club like Villa. Can’t wait to see him in action! Hope you find this useful.

https://youtu.be/u9OC_mjRF8c

Cheers UTI

[AV84]

Just reading his interview on the site and it all sounds very positive.

Maybe he just has a good PR guy who briefed him on the flight over, but it does sound like he's done his research, or at least had more than one conversation with UE. Knows where we were when he took over, how we progressed through the season, and wants to be part of the next steps. Also says he spoke to Moreno about how things are behind the scenes and things like that.

All in all seemed very positive and it's really exciting to have someone of this calabre genuinely sound like he wants to be here.

[jwarry]

Just reading his interview on the site and it all sounds very positive.

Maybe he just has a good PR guy who briefed him on the flight over, but it does sound like he's done his research, or at least had more than one conversation with UE. Knows where we were when he took over, how we progressed through the season, and wants to be part of the next steps. Also says he spoke to Moreno about how things are behind the scenes and things like that.

All in all seemed very positive and it's really exciting to have someone of this calabre genuinely sound like he wants to be here.

He only wants to be because of Unai’s ‘project’. But who cares, he’s here and we are all excited by what Mr Emery has planned for us!

[pauliewalnuts]

Moreno sounds like he did a good piece of work on him. Good man.

[AV84]

He only wants to be because of Unai’s ‘project’. But who cares, he’s here and we are all excited by what Mr Emery has planned for us!

You say that like it's a bad thing? What other reason is there for a player to want to be at a club?

That's exactly what I want to hear from any player we sign this summer.

[Percy McCarthy]

Apparently she's an architect? Or there's been a mistranslation somewhere along the way.

Interior designer.

His house looked like shit.

EDIT: paulie beat me to it.

[VinnieChase84]

Think I said early doors of Emery this was a serious target. His number one defender he wanted - period

Great addition

Who do you think is next Vinnie?

Diaby and Johnson links true. We want both of them (mentioned Johnson before)

[LeeB]

Fuck yeah!

[avfc_1874]

Think I said early doors of Emery this was a serious target. His number one defender he wanted - period

Great addition

Who do you think is next Vinnie?

Diaby and Johnson links true. We want both of them (mentioned Johnson before)

Wonder if this would involve Bailey & Traore as cash plus trade.

[RamboandBruno]

Fuck yeah!

Team America!!  Would be as exciting as that puppet sex scene in that film!!

[Small Rodent]

Bailey & Traore

Diaby & Johnson

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