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Offline Bad English

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #375 on: July 11, 2023, 10:56:32 AM »
A Cessna? What's wrong with Row 11 on a Ryanair 737-800? Do they think we're made of money? Tsk!

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #376 on: July 11, 2023, 11:01:29 AM »
Was just going to post the same thing. Maybe he doesn't like flying?

Last night of holiday last night, hungover.

The number of times I've flown back from holiday, reeking of booze and shaking like a shitting puppy, hungover to fuck.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #377 on: July 11, 2023, 11:03:32 AM »
His heart and spirits will soar when he gets off the plane and experiences the English summer.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #378 on: July 11, 2023, 11:05:00 AM »
He’s on flight radar… on a Cessna 560XLS due in at 12:15-12:30ish from Valencia.

Had to google it and it instantly reminded me of Randy Lerner's jet, Ole Gunner, The Hamptons and phoning a restaurant for a 'sleuth' to do his thing.


Offline AV84

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #379 on: July 11, 2023, 11:05:06 AM »
Results of medicals are pretty much instantaneous, right? Assuming he does it today we could have shirt stretching by late afternoon?

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #380 on: July 11, 2023, 11:08:30 AM »
He’s on flight radar… on a Cessna 560XLS due in at 12:15-12:30ish from Valencia.

Had to google it and it instantly reminded me of Randy Lerner's jet, Ole Gunner, The Hamptons and phoning a restaurant for a 'sleuth' to do his thing.



It wasn't Solskjaer, it was some mythical summit meeting between Lerner, Lambert and Faulkner which led to a classic bit of sexism on here about how their wives could accompany them for a "nice little shopping trip" to New York.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #381 on: July 11, 2023, 11:16:50 AM »
Hope he doesn’t suffer from DVT

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #382 on: July 11, 2023, 11:20:35 AM »
He’s on flight radar… on a Cessna 560XLS due in at 12:15-12:30ish from Valencia.

Had to google it and it instantly reminded me of Randy Lerner's jet, Ole Gunner, The Hamptons and phoning a restaurant for a 'sleuth' to do his thing.



It wasn't Solskjaer, it was some mythical summit meeting between Lerner, Lambert and Faulkner which led to a classic bit of sexism on here about how their wives could accompany them for a "nice little shopping trip" to New York.

I was thinking of an amalgamation of things and not necessarily of the exact. The Solesjaer one was more to do with people tracking the movements of Lerner's jet. The excitement when someone in the know at BHX mentioned it was on it's way to somewhere in Sweden.

Anyway, Pau doesn't look like he spent much time in the sun.

Offline AV84

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #383 on: July 11, 2023, 11:46:04 AM »
Plane has not diverted to Paris so I think we're safe from PSG on this one.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #384 on: July 11, 2023, 11:47:30 AM »
Hope he doesn’t suffer from DVT

Dirty Villa Tastards?

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #385 on: July 11, 2023, 11:59:23 AM »
He’s on flight radar… on a Cessna 560XLS due in at 12:15-12:30ish from Valencia.



Just looked that up to make sure it's a bit bigger than the plane that poor bloke on his way to Cardiff travelled in. It is.

Offline Mossie Hennebry

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #386 on: July 11, 2023, 12:03:16 PM »
Could he be a direct replacement for Mings? Cash in now at the top of the market for an England International?

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #387 on: July 11, 2023, 12:08:20 PM »
Could he be a direct replacement for Mings? Cash in now at the top of the market for an England International?

Not a chance. That would be one step forward, two back.

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #388 on: July 11, 2023, 12:08:53 PM »
Plane has not diverted to Paris so I think we're safe from PSG on this one.
Currently over Watford, make of that what you will

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Re: Pau Torres
« Reply #389 on: July 11, 2023, 12:10:38 PM »
He’s on flight radar… on a Cessna 560XLS due in at 12:15-12:30ish from Valencia.



Just looked that up to make sure it's a bit bigger than the plane that poor bloke on his way to Cardiff travelled in. It is.


There is a BBC Podcast on this incident quite harrowing to hear 

 


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