Pau Torres

[Rory]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

Real men don't care how they look to others. They know what they like, and that is it.

Deep down, that is what women want as well. None of these poncy footballers, rolling about crying, doing their makeup. Checking where they are on the 'top 100 hot footballers' list.

They want some big wonky, deep-voiced fucker like Liam Neeson to come along and carry them away.

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

[Dogtanian]

Haha.

Yeah, footballers and gym freak guys aren’t anywhere near as attractive as they think they are.

Gimme a normal lad who likes a pie any day of the week.

[OCD]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

Real men don't care how they look to others. They know what they like, and that is it.

Deep down, that is what women want as well. None of these poncy footballers, rolling about crying, doing their makeup. Checking where they are on the 'top 100 hot footballers' list.

They want some big wonky, deep-voiced fucker like Liam Neeson to come along and carry them away.

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

Do you write Mills & Boon books by any chance? 

[Rory]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

Real men don't care how they look to others. They know what they like, and that is it.

Deep down, that is what women want as well. None of these poncy footballers, rolling about crying, doing their makeup. Checking where they are on the 'top 100 hot footballers' list.

They want some big wonky, deep-voiced fucker like Liam Neeson to come along and carry them away.

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

Do you write Mills & Boon books by any chance?

A man can dream.

[edgysatsuma89]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

Real men don't care how they look to others. They know what they like, and that is it.

Deep down, that is what women want as well. None of these poncy footballers, rolling about crying, doing their makeup. Checking where they are on the 'top 100 hot footballers' list.

They want some big wonky, deep-voiced fucker like Liam Neeson to come along and carry them away.

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

Don't you need an example of a man of substance, who the women like, who isn't a sexy bastard, though?

Fair point on real men.

[Lastfootstamper]

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

I'm strictly butter-side up, but I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least ask... Marry me?

[Rory]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

Real men don't care how they look to others. They know what they like, and that is it.

Deep down, that is what women want as well. None of these poncy footballers, rolling about crying, doing their makeup. Checking where they are on the 'top 100 hot footballers' list.

They want some big wonky, deep-voiced fucker like Liam Neeson to come along and carry them away.

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

Don't you need an example of a man of substance, who the women like, who isn't a sexy bastard, though?

Fair point on real men.

It was only a joke building up to my claim that Tyrone is the sexiest of all.

I have no idea what women like or want.

[Rory]

A man who has never looked in a mirror but who recognises her beauty immediately. He will love her with the skill and confidence of experience but the passion of a man who has never seen a woman before.

He doesn't need her, but will defend her with his life. She knows she is free and fully respected, but stays with him because she knows what she's got going on.

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

I'm strictly butter-side up, but I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least ask... Marry me?

Haha, PM me a couple of pics and we can talk brass tacks.

[edgysatsuma89]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

Don't you need an example of a man of substance, who the women like, who isn't a sexy bastard, though?

Fair point on real men.

It was only a joke building up to my claim that Tyrone is the sexiest of all.

I have no idea what women like or want.

Sorry Rory, that was incredibly thick by me.

[Rory]

Also joins DL, Mings, Moreno, Watkins, Cash et al in maintaining our position as the most handsome squad in the league.

Buendia!

Diego Carlos!

Don't quite see it with Buendia, but you're right - Diego Carlos was a big omission.

Carlos just needs to accept that he's bald, then he can go on the list. Looks daft, mate (I wouldn't say that to his face).

He is strong, confident, unstoppable, but she knows she has his ear like nobody else.

...basically I'm thinking of Tyrone, but most of the women I know find footballers deeply unattractive. They'd prefer a man of substance.

Which is where Tyrone steps in.

(Ladies, feel free to challenge.)

Don't you need an example of a man of substance, who the women like, who isn't a sexy bastard, though?

Fair point on real men.

It was only a joke building up to my claim that Tyrone is the sexiest of all.

I have no idea what women like or want.

Sorry Rory, that was incredibly thick by me.

No, my fault entirely for getting so into the thought process of which Villa player I'd do first!

[trinityoap]

I can't understand why women don't throw themselves at the feet of fat little old blokes who drink too much and would rather watch Villa than have sex.

[Rory]

I can't understand why women don't throw themselves at the feet of fat little old blokes who drink too much and would rather watch Villa than have sex.

Because most women think men like that are out of their league, so don't even bother.

[olaftab]

I can't understand why women don't throw themselves at the feet of fat little old blokes who drink too much and would rather watch Villa than have sex.

Because most women think men like that are out of their league, so don't even bother.

Thanks for reassuring me Rory. I was beginning to think there was something wrong with me

[Rory]

I can't understand why women don't throw themselves at the feet of fat little old blokes who drink too much and would rather watch Villa than have sex.

Because most women think men like that are out of their league, so don't even bother.

Thanks for reassuring me Rory. I was beginning to think there was something wrong with me

What can I say, you're a victim of your own attractiveness, Aftab. Women think you're unattainable.

They just sigh, think 'who am I kidding? I wouldn't stand a chance with a man like that' and move on.

[jwarry]

Are there any women in H&V?