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Offline Villan82

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2175 on: Today at 08:45:40 AM »
(the people he pays to manage his social media couldn't wait to do the job he pays them to do)

Yeah, I get it. But we're the people who paid his wages so he could pay his PR people for three years.

That OK with you?

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2176 on: Today at 08:48:19 AM »
Imagine paying somebody to be less courteous on leaving a club than you would be to bar staff on payment for a round. They'd get at least a "nice one, cheers, thanks" at the Royal Oak. It's made me amused anyway.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2177 on: Today at 09:03:17 AM »
He's been great for us. Came in for nothing, played exceptionally well for almost the whole time, played a big part in the Europa win and then we've got £35m for him to reinvest. He's 29, although with his playing style he might still be top quality in 4 years. I wish he hadn't moved of course but this is the thing with players that run contracts down, they're likely to do similar in the future (we might end up getting something like this with Kamara if he ever stays fit for a season) so I suppose better to get some money now to put towards a 20 Yr old top talent.

But Man U. Fucking hell Youri. Pretty much anyone else would have been better than those ******.

And yes, because of that I hope he turns into Djemba Djemba.
« Last Edit: Today at 09:05:49 AM by Clark W Griswold »

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2178 on: Today at 09:15:37 AM »
"Thank you so much Villa" is his goodbye message. You can tell he has used AI to come up with that.

He couldn't wait to plaster his page in Man Ure iconography.

I strongly suspect, though, he'll not ever play at a World Cup as a Manchester Utd player.  "Al-Ahil's Youri Tielemans", perhaps, and certainly "formerly of Manchester United".

You need to take the small wins.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2179 on: Today at 09:33:06 AM »
Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2180 on: Today at 09:53:31 AM »
Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.
First he is going to have to get used to playing alongside that cheating moaning rat faced twat.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2181 on: Today at 09:57:51 AM »
Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.
First he is going to have to get used to playing alongside that cheating moaning rat faced twat.

Prime Roy Keane would struggle to do the running in midfield to cover those two in the same team. Cunha, Mbuemo, Sesko, Mainoo - lots of talented technical players but balance seems a bit off. No McGinn type!

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2182 on: Today at 10:13:15 AM »
Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.
First he is going to have to get used to playing alongside that cheating moaning rat faced twat.

That doesn't exactly narrow it down much.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2183 on: Today at 10:27:21 AM »
Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.
First he is going to have to get used to playing alongside that cheating moaning rat faced twat.

Prime Roy Keane would struggle to do the running in midfield to cover those two in the same team. Cunha, Mbuemo, Sesko, Mainoo - lots of talented technical players but balance seems a bit off. No McGinn type!

They have purchased Santos as well who supposedly plays DM/CM. I expect one of Cunha, Mbuemo or even Ratface might be let go.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2184 on: Today at 10:29:26 AM »
Trophy winner at Leicester and Villa. All over now.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2185 on: Today at 10:30:12 AM »
Thank you Youri for the great service you have given to our great club, particularly your goal in Istanbul.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2186 on: Today at 10:32:03 AM »
He was a batch eating twat before he joined us, he was fantastic when with us, he's a fat red faced twat only interested in money now he's gone.

I hope he's a complete failure there.

Cobs in Leicester and batch is the correct term!

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2187 on: Today at 10:39:44 AM »
Thank you Youri for the great service you have given to our great club, particularly your goal in Istanbul.

I doubt he reads this, so fuck off Youri you fat div, I hope it rains on that shit hole every day you're there.

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2188 on: Today at 10:50:19 AM »
At least i'm not in a minority - any other club, home or (preferably) abroad, and i would be disappointed but thank him on his way out for some great service.

I really hope that without Emery's coaching, and the great support players he had around him, he resorts to the fat lazy git he was when he left leicester and started for us.

Question?  Would we be happy spending that on a 30year old and paying him £200k per week for 5 years? We know he can be great but that is financial madness*

*This is why the entitled wankers who "support" them think they still are a big club - they are just a magnet for greedy players and agents who know they pay stupid amounts of money with impunity.

Lets hope it not long they are calling into Goldstein and co moaning that he is a flop they are now stuck with

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Re: Youri Tielemans - Gone
« Reply #2189 on: Today at 10:55:14 AM »
Question?  Would we be happy spending that on a 30year old and paying him £200k per week for 5 years? We know he can be great but that is financial madness

No. I can't blame him for taking that deal, but no way should we have matched it.

 


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