Youri Tielemans - Gone

[Villan82]

(the people he pays to manage his social media couldn't wait to do the job he pays them to do)

Yeah, I get it. But we're the people who paid his wages so he could pay his PR people for three years.

That OK with you?

[Ads]

Imagine paying somebody to be less courteous on leaving a club than you would be to bar staff on payment for a round. They'd get at least a "nice one, cheers, thanks" at the Royal Oak. It's made me amused anyway.

[Clark W Griswold]

He's been great for us. Came in for nothing, played exceptionally well for almost the whole time, played a big part in the Europa win and then we've got £35m for him to reinvest. He's 29, although with his playing style he might still be top quality in 4 years. I wish he hadn't moved of course but this is the thing with players that run contracts down, they're likely to do similar in the future (we might end up getting something like this with Kamara if he ever stays fit for a season) so I suppose better to get some money now to put towards a 20 Yr old top talent.

But Man U. Fucking hell Youri. Pretty much anyone else would have been better than those ******.

And yes, because of that I hope he turns into Djemba Djemba.

[TopDeck113]

"Thank you so much Villa" is his goodbye message. You can tell he has used AI to come up with that.

He couldn't wait to plaster his page in Man Ure iconography.

I strongly suspect, though, he'll not ever play at a World Cup as a Manchester Utd player.  "Al-Ahil's Youri Tielemans", perhaps, and certainly "formerly of Manchester United".

You need to take the small wins.

[ez]

Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.

[ChicagoLion]

Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.

First he is going to have to get used to playing alongside that cheating moaning rat faced twat.

[brontebilly]

Remember Emery is good at getting the best out of players like Tielemans. There may be a drop off in his form at man utd.

First he is going to have to get used to playing alongside that cheating moaning rat faced twat.

Prime Roy Keane would struggle to do the running in midfield to cover those two in the same team. Cunha, Mbuemo, Sesko, Mainoo - lots of talented technical players but balance seems a bit off. No McGinn type!