Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread

[SamTheMouse]

I wouldn't mind ten minutes of dour, chance-free football at this point.

Neither would my sphincter.

[devilla]

Yes Kovacic it was a foul worthy of a yellow you arse.

[Smirker]

We are so sloppy on the counter with the final pass. Come on lads.

[Jon Crofts]

Half time can’t come soon enough at the moment.

[Chris_Jephcott]

I quite like the score posts in advance.

The concede posts not so much.

[olaftab]

This match is making me nervous.

I am mich mur nirvuss den yuo

[PeterWithesShin]

What about a 4th for the Ceefax users?

[Bad English]

You mean like we all were before Bad English yet again wanted to tell someone how and when they should post?

You carry on number one! You are the fastest poster and everyone loves getting a goal notification before the actual goal.

It's no big deal for me to be honest. I did ask politely a couple'of times. Sorry, if I'm stopping you preparing your post for the next goal.

Thanks for graciously allowing me to post when I want. Show the same courtesy to FV and you may start to feel better about yourself.

Watch out we might score and somebody will post before you. Would you feel bad about that?

FFS, BE, I had you down as a good egg ...

I haven't exactly killed everybody's first born.

[Ducksworthy]

SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is so fucking annoying. Do you have to?

I think we need two match threads from now on, one for people not just listening to the radio.

3. One for people watching streams that are usually 2/3 mins behind

I think we just need to follow the same rules as we do for specific tv show threads - if you click in then expect spoilers. It’s not that deep.

Anyway, I’m feeling quite nervous about this. I’d happily take a scorchibollocks right about now to settle me down!

[Bad English]

You mean like we all were before Bad English yet again wanted to tell someone how and when they should post?

You carry on number one! You are the fastest poster and everyone loves getting a goal notification before the actual goal.

It's no big deal for me to be honest. I did ask politely a couple'of times. Sorry, if I'm stopping you preparing your post for the next goal.

Thanks for graciously allowing me to post when I want. Show the same courtesy to FV and you may start to feel better about yourself.

Watch out we might score and somebody will post before you. Would you feel bad about that?

Well you don't feel bad about bullying so what do you care.

I refute the accusation of bullying. Please get a grip!

[pauliewalnuts]

It's not so much a problem when the game is on Sky and lots of us are watching with minimum delay, but it's both kind of annoying when we're watching streams, but at the same time not 'wrong' as it were.

Obiously, I am talking of scorchiogate here.

[rob_bridge]

Watkins other than 1st chance has been brilliant

[Risso]

Fuck off Chilwell.

[Sexual Ealing]

You mean like we all were before Bad English yet again wanted to tell someone how and when they should post?

You carry on number one! You are the fastest poster and everyone loves getting a goal notification before the actual goal.

It's no big deal for me to be honest. I did ask politely a couple'of times. Sorry, if I'm stopping you preparing your post for the next goal.

Thanks for graciously allowing me to post when I want. Show the same courtesy to FV and you may start to feel better about yourself.

Watch out we might score and somebody will post before you. Would you feel bad about that?

FFS, BE, I had you down as a good egg ...

I haven't exactly killed everybody's first born.

No, but if nobody else has a problem with it, maybe you should just watch on TV if it's bothering you?

[JUAN PABLO]

Giving the ball away too cheaply