2023 Summer transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[enigma]

Going but not quite 'Here we go' yet. https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1690025454210560001

I'd be surprised if we get him for that. Seems a bit of a lowball offer.

[N'ZMAV]

Zaniolo has been omitted from the Galatasary squad.

Oooooh, I'd get excited, but again I have no idea who he is.

Yes, but his name begins with a big Z so he’s got to be good
Zola Zidane Zlatan  it makes sense

Zigic

[Rudy Can't Fail]

That seems a very sensible arrangement considering his injuries.

[AV84]

Tyler Adams relegation release clause was/is €20 million. Was he one of the ones we were linked with? Seems a reasonable price given other sales.

[olaftab]

Zaniolo has been omitted from the Galatasary squad.

Oooooh, I'd get excited, but again I have no idea who he is.

Yes, but his name begins with a big Z so he’s got to be good
Zola Zidane Zlatan  it makes sense

Zigic

Eric Zemba Zemba

[OCD]

Tyler Adams relegation release clause was/is €20 million. Was he one of the ones we were linked with? Seems a reasonable price given other sales.

Yeah, for most of the summer it's seemed.

Can't stand Chelsea, they really are a bunch of wankers.

[trinityoap]

There's only one Eric Djemba.

[charlatan]

Yes, but his name begins with a big Z so he’s got to be good
Zola Zidane Zlatan  it makes sense

Zigic

Eric Zemba Zemba

Romeo Zondervan.
Zondervan is a fully qualified pilot. He was arrested at British customs after they discovered a friend of his was carrying pornographic material from the Netherlands. British tabloid, The Sun, referred to him as the "Porno King".
Sounds a stretch even for the Sun.

[frank black]

Deal done and medical booked for Zaniolo.

Where is this?

Let’s wait til the medical is done before we get excited on this one

[AV84]

Tyler Adams relegation release clause was/is €20 million. Was he one of the ones we were linked with? Seems a reasonable price given other sales.

Yeah, for most of the summer it's seemed.

Can't stand Chelsea, they really are a bunch of wankers.

We could still have him yet!

[VillaTim]

Chelsea have switched attention to Caicedo so Adams will be back in the shop window now

[jwarry]

Been pondering over why Zaniolo went to Galatasaray 6 months ago, and why nobody else came in for him, then I spotted a post on Twitter which explained that he was desperate to get away from Roma but things got left too late and the only window left open was Turkey

[eamonn]

Why don't Chelsea and Liverpool share Moses? £55.5m each. He stays south for a couple of weeks and then does a fortnight in Formby, each month for the next 6 years. Character-building for the lad.

[VillaTim]

Been pondering over why Zaniolo went to Galatasaray 6 months ago, and why nobody else came in for him, then I spotted a post on Twitter which explained that he was desperate to get away from Roma but things got left too late and the only window left open was Turkey

He fell out with Roma and the fans big time and had to escape to Turkey

[markeeeebeeee2005]

How did he piss the Roma fans off? They seem like a pretty easy going bunch.