2023 Summer transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[Percy McCarthy]

Chelsea meant to be moving in for Nicolas Jackson for around £30m. Seen as a cheaper alternative to Victor Osimhen.

Booo!

[chrisw1]

He's not

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

I would rather Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville - as they have a better set of virtues than that rat faced cnut.

Nope - not for me not a single one of them as all of them would think they were better than playing for us and feel they we doing us a favour.

Also its why i hate their "supporters" moaning like bitches about money spent by their neighbours when they have spunked millions on bang average shite like

Anthony 95m€  (Makes Jacks cost look a bargain)
Sancho 85m€
Casemiro 70m€
and the giant that is Van de Beek (another one they spent all summer in the media chasing) for a 40m€ fee.

Then twats like Maguire and paying De Gea a reported 375€per week 

Most players they have had down the years would not command the coverage they get / got if they did not play for them.

Fuck the lot of them

This is a horrible horrible post. Equating players with serial rapists is fucking stupid and offensive. What a vile, miserable, aggressive outburst this is. Get some therapy lad

Calm down a bit, it's just a joke.  An exaggeration for comic effect.  Hookey clearly isn't equating Fernandes with serial rapists, just pointing out that he is extremely unlikable fellow.

Let's not let this one get out of hand.

[Brend'Watkins]

Anyone who knows anything about football would have Fernandes in their team.  He's a winner and can win games single handed sometimes.  Sure, he can be a whinging, moaning shithouser of a player but that to me is part of his appeal and his winning mentality.

[coreyfeldman]

He's not

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

I would rather Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville - as they have a better set of virtues than that rat faced cnut.

Nope - not for me not a single one of them as all of them would think they were better than playing for us and feel they we doing us a favour.

Also its why i hate their "supporters" moaning like bitches about money spent by their neighbours when they have spunked millions on bang average shite like

Anthony 95m€  (Makes Jacks cost look a bargain)
Sancho 85m€
Casemiro 70m€
and the giant that is Van de Beek (another one they spent all summer in the media chasing) for a 40m€ fee.

Then twats like Maguire and paying De Gea a reported 375€per week 

Most players they have had down the years would not command the coverage they get / got if they did not play for them.

Fuck the lot of them

This is a horrible horrible post. Equating players with serial rapists is fucking stupid and offensive. What a vile, miserable, aggressive outburst this is. Get some therapy lad

Calm down a bit, it's just a joke.  An exaggeration for comic effect.  Hookey clearly isn't equating Fernandes with serial rapists, just pointing out that he is extremely unlikable fellow.

Let's not let this one get out of hand.

Sure, it's just a joke, but IMO we shouldn't be joking about serial sex offenders, cos it isn't funny is it

[Drummond]

Anyone who knows anything about football would have Fernandes in their team.  He's a winner and can win games single handed sometimes.  Sure, he can be a whinging, moaning shithouser of a player but that to me is part of his appeal and his winning mentality.

You love him if he's yours.

[edgysatsuma89]

Blanket bans on what can and can't be joked about is a slippery slope. It was in my opinion just a shit post.

[Drummond]

He's not

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

I would rather Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville - as they have a better set of virtues than that rat faced cnut.

Nope - not for me not a single one of them as all of them would think they were better than playing for us and feel they we doing us a favour.

Also its why i hate their "supporters" moaning like bitches about money spent by their neighbours when they have spunked millions on bang average shite like

Anthony 95m€  (Makes Jacks cost look a bargain)
Sancho 85m€
Casemiro 70m€
and the giant that is Van de Beek (another one they spent all summer in the media chasing) for a 40m€ fee.

Then twats like Maguire and paying De Gea a reported 375€per week 

Most players they have had down the years would not command the coverage they get / got if they did not play for them.

Fuck the lot of them

This is a horrible horrible post. Equating players with serial rapists is fucking stupid and offensive. What a vile, miserable, aggressive outburst this is. Get some therapy lad

Calm down a bit, it's just a joke.  An exaggeration for comic effect.  Hookey clearly isn't equating Fernandes with serial rapists, just pointing out that he is extremely unlikable fellow.

Let's not let this one get out of hand.

Sure, it's just a joke, but IMO we shouldn't be joking about serial sex offenders, cos it isn't funny is it

No.

I did a Jimmy Saville gag in a Best Man's speech about 10 years ago. Best mixed reaction in a room I ever had. There were frowns, slack jaws, muffled laughs, great guffaws, outright groans and lots of people doing very large intakes of breath.

"Toby asking you to go out for a beer is a bit like Jimmy Saville saying he was going to visit a hospital; seemed like a nice idea at the time, but it never ended well' or something similar.

It wasn't even that funny.

[danno]

Anyone who knows anything about football would have Fernandes in their team.  He's a winner and can win games single handed sometimes.  Sure, he can be a whinging, moaning shithouser of a player but that to me is part of his appeal and his winning mentality.

This season in the premier league, James Maddison managed more goals and more assists playing for Leicester, and in seven fewer games.

But I would like to clarify this by stating that I am extremely biased, despise Man United and think faint praise of any kind for any of their mob is completely unacceptable. 

[coreyfeldman]

Blanket bans on what can and can't be joked about is a slippery slope. It was in my opinion just a shit post.

I didn't say anything about banning, just that my opinion is that it's not cool to make rape/sexual violence 'jokes'. People can say what they like and we can be ok or not ok with it. It's also a bad post aye

[Malandro]

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

I would rather Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville - as they have a better set of virtues than that rat faced cnut.

Nope - not for me not a single one of them as all of them would think they were better than playing for us and feel they we doing us a favour.

Also its why i hate their "supporters" moaning like bitches about money spent by their neighbours when they have spunked millions on bang average shite like

Anthony 95m€  (Makes Jacks cost look a bargain)
Sancho 85m€
Casemiro 70m€
and the giant that is Van de Beek (another one they spent all summer in the media chasing) for a 40m€ fee.

Then twats like Maguire and paying De Gea a reported 375€per week 

Most players they have had down the years would not command the coverage they get / got if they did not play for them.

Fuck the lot of them

This is a horrible horrible post. Equating players with serial rapists is fucking stupid and offensive. What a vile, miserable, aggressive outburst this is. Get some therapy lad

Agree. Saville, god no. We need someone with a mean streak - I’d go with Kenneth Noye.

[eamonn]

What about Kenneth Anger?

[Goldenballs]

Brentford bidding £30m for Brennan Johnson is a strange one given Forest stayed up, can't see them selling for anywhere near that!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Brentford bidding £30m for Brennan Johnson is a strange one given Forest stayed up, can't see them selling for anywhere near that!

Hang on, didn't they buy someone yesterday that raised an eyebrow over their intentions for next season?

[Clark W Griswold]

Sancho..? Hell no.

[Brazilian Villain]

Sancho..? Hell no.

I'd rather we signed Jaden Smith.