2023 Summer transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[Dogtanian]

Reports that we have apparently made a 'succulent offer' to Nico Williams.

When does an offer go from 'good' to 'succulent'? I want to know this juicy scale.

With your username, you should be telling us!

True but I'd say I'm more succulent than a cactus but those pricks are called succulents.

Maybe you're named in the deal!

[Hookeysmith]

Jadon Sancho yet another bang average player over hyped by the media to being the next "big" thing so all the Redfilth wankers salivate at the day to day stories in the Sun of their attempts to get him.

Same as Martial, that Anthony wanker, Depay and countless others down to the likes of Kleberson and DJ twins.

Redfilth have minimum full page spread in the The Sun each day - they have to fill it with some shit each day that keeps all the home county fans on the leash.

There is not a single player from them i would want or feel would improve us

[chrisw1]

Yet they finished 3rd in the PL and got to two cup finals, winning one of them.  They must have a few reasonable players. 

[Brazilian Villain]

Reports that we have apparently made a 'succulent offer' to Nico Williams.

When does an offer go from 'good' to 'succulent'? I want to know this juicy scale.

With your username, you should be telling us!

Probably one for the mandarins.

[OCD]

Chelsea meant to be moving in for Nicolas Jackson for around £30m. Seen as a cheaper alternative to Victor Osimhen.

[CT Villan]

Jadon Sancho yet another bang average player over hyped by the media to being the next "big" thing so all the Redfilth wankers salivate at the day to day stories in the Sun of their attempts to get him.

Same as Martial, that Anthony wanker, Depay and countless others down to the likes of Kleberson and DJ twins.

Redfilth have minimum full page spread in the The Sun each day - they have to fill it with some shit each day that keeps all the home county fans on the leash.

There is not a single player from them i would want or feel would improve us

I agree with most of what you wrote, but there are definitely a few players there that would improve us, eg. Rashford, Martinez, Bruno and Casemiro.

[Risso]

Yet they finished 3rd in the PL and got to two cup finals, winning one of them.  They must have a few reasonable players. 

Casemiro, Rashford and Fernandes are all excellent. Martinez and Varane are very good.

[Drummond]

De Gea would be a good back-up keeper.

[Hookeysmith]

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

I would rather Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville - as they have a better set of virtues than that rat faced cnut.

Nope - not for me not a single one of them as all of them would think they were better than playing for us and feel they we doing us a favour.

Also its why i hate their "supporters" moaning like bitches about money spent by their neighbours when they have spunked millions on bang average shite like

Anthony 95m€  (Makes Jacks cost look a bargain)
Sancho 85m€
Casemiro 70m€
and the giant that is Van de Beek (another one they spent all summer in the media chasing) for a 40m€ fee.

Then twats like Maguire and paying De Gea a reported 375€per week 

Most players they have had down the years would not command the coverage they get / got if they did not play for them.

Fuck the lot of them

[Somniloquism]

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

Yes. I would rather have him inside pissing out then outside pissing in. He is probably a major reason they have qualified for Europe the last few seasons.

[coreyfeldman]

Fernandes - really? you would actually entertain having that twat in our team

I would rather Rolf Harris or Jimmy Saville - as they have a better set of virtues than that rat faced cnut.

Nope - not for me not a single one of them as all of them would think they were better than playing for us and feel they we doing us a favour.

Also its why i hate their "supporters" moaning like bitches about money spent by their neighbours when they have spunked millions on bang average shite like

Anthony 95m€  (Makes Jacks cost look a bargain)
Sancho 85m€
Casemiro 70m€
and the giant that is Van de Beek (another one they spent all summer in the media chasing) for a 40m€ fee.

Then twats like Maguire and paying De Gea a reported 375€per week 

Most players they have had down the years would not command the coverage they get / got if they did not play for them.

Fuck the lot of them

This is a horrible horrible post. Equating players with serial rapists is fucking stupid and offensive. What a vile, miserable, aggressive outburst this is. Get some therapy lad

[coreyfeldman]

Also, side note to your diatribe, fernanades is a quality player

[pauliewalnuts]

How exactly has Casemiro not done well?

[edgysatsuma89]

There are plenty of players who I can't stand who I would take, it's almost as if their footballing ability is the most important aspect.

[coreyfeldman]

And Rashford. Hookey is just on some wild anti man united thing, I don't think it's rational