West Ham vs Aston Villa pre match thread

[Sexual Ealing]

I have a West Ham fan ex-colleague who has been sending me LinkedIn messages over the last couple of years to rub in how much better than us they were. I sent him a message this week to say I hadn't heard from him this season, and to ask if everything was OK. I forgot we were playing them next. 

My apologies to everyone for what is now inevitable.

[RamboandBruno]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

I think it means on 5 occasions they scored more goals than us and since October they haven’t been very good. 

[Zouch Villa]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

[RamboandBruno]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

Footy’s H&Vs version of Clinton Baptiste

[Sexual Ealing]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

The drugs and hookers will ensure you don't need a pension. Go for it.

[Footy-Vill]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

If you're looking to enter that sort of life my prayers are with you

Several premier league footballers, celebrities and politicians make either one of these lifetsyle choices but there's never any need for debauchery or illegal activity. It's just plain immoral.

[Monty]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

If you're looking to enter that sort of life my prayers are with you

Several premier league footballers, celebrities and politicians make either one of these lifetsyle choices but there's never any need for debauchery or illegal activity. It's just plain immoral.

'Debauchery'!

[coreyfeldman]

What an odd little man you are

[VILLA MOLE]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

let me answer that for you , but where shall we meet ??

[Border villan]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

If you're looking to enter that sort of life my prayers are with you

Several premier league footballers, celebrities and politicians make either one of these lifetsyle choices but there's never any need for debauchery or illegal activity. It's just plain immoral.

'Debauchery'!

Did he play for Small Heath?

[LeeB]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Footy, do you do palm readings too?  Just want to know whether I should carry on paying in to my pension, or whether I can stop and blow it on drugs and hookers instead.

If you're looking to enter that sort of life my prayers are with you

Several premier league footballers, celebrities and politicians make either one of these lifetsyle choices but there's never any need for debauchery or illegal activity. It's just plain immoral.

'Debauchery'!

Che Guevara and debauchery to a disco beat

[Footy-Vill]

Back on track to West Ham Villa and West Ham's starting lineup and performance tonight, will have some degree of foreshadowing what happens on Sunday. That theory, I believe we can all agree on.

[olaftab]

No, I don't agree with that.

[oldtimernow]

We've won 1 of the last 13 against them, and 0 of the last 9. The only win was under Sherwood.

4-1 us.

ah but no Fabianski...

[eamonn]

Just sullied myself to take a gander at WHAM!'s Pravda to see if all their big-hitters are in Cyprus and judging by the pictures, yes, they are (Rice, Paqueta, Bowen, Ings, Soucek etc.).