West Ham vs Aston Villa pre match thread

[wince]

I sense a great disturbance in The Force......

[OCD]

The penalty is more likely to be because we had a player fouled in the penalty box than who was refereeing that day.

[Villa Lew]

Tomorrow West Ham go to Cyprus to play the mighty AEK Larnaca, not expecting them to play a strong team, some of their top players will probably not even travel.

[Footy-Vill]

Tomorrow West Ham go to Cyprus to play the mighty AEK Larnaca, not expecting them to play a strong team, some of their top players will probably not even travel.

As signs go that's not good.
Moyes can't afford to lose tomorrow though.

[pauliewalnuts]

The official is Chris Kavanagh.
He awarded a penalty that Danny Ings scored for us in our 2-1 win away at Brighton, the only match he's officiated for us this season.
So positive signs all there its just Ings is now at West Ham so not sure what we can read into that as a total plus but having won and away from home and a penalty then shows chances to happen again perhaps?

Please just stop.

It’s never going to stop. It’s not a trickle of nonsensical made up diarrhea. It’s a full on waterfall.

It's  not nonsensical though is it.
As it makes sense wheres as nonsense is literally no sense. So as it can conceivably happen one can sense it or not.

It makes sense in the sense that all the words you write, written in the order you do, they have a meaning, they fulfill the syntactical rules of the English language, and you succeed in communicating your point.

All the words, in the right order, if you wish.

The problem is that the message they convey is one of absolute batshit nonsense, as I suspect you know.

[Villa in Denmark]

The official is Chris Kavanagh.
He awarded a penalty that Danny Ings scored for us in our 2-1 win away at Brighton, the only match he's officiated for us this season.
So positive signs all there its just Ings is now at West Ham so not sure what we can read into that as a total plus but having won and away from home and a penalty then shows chances to happen again perhaps?

Please just stop.

It’s never going to stop. It’s not a trickle of nonsensical made up diarrhea. It’s a full on waterfall.

It's  not nonsensical though is it.
As it makes sense wheres as nonsense is literally no sense. So as it can conceivably happen one can sense it or not.

It makes sense in the sense that all the words you write, written in the order you do, they have a meaning, they fulfill the syntactical rules of the English language, and you succeed in communicating your point.

All the words, in the right order, if you wish.

The problem is that the message they convey is one of absolute batshit nonsense, as I suspect you know.

Reminds of a production manager we used to have. As my plant engineer put it. "I recognise all of the words as English, they even sound like cogent sentences but put them all together and you've got fluent bullshit."

[Footy-Vill]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

[Villa in Denmark]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Yes it means they're generally utter fuckin bobbins and we should be giving them a good going over.

[Percy McCarthy]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Yes it means they're generally utter fuckin bobbins and we should be giving them a good going over.

Come Sunday night he’ll be relating it to one of these ‘points’ and saying ‘I told you’.

Like when he tipped Villa to beat Man City a couple of weeks ago because we lost the week before, then said Man City won because they also lost the week before.

I just wished he’d take up gambling for a living; before you know it he wouldn’t be able to afford internet.

[rob_bridge]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Yes it means they're generally utter fuckin bobbins and we should be giving them a good going over.

Come Sunday night he’ll be relating it to one of these ‘points’ and saying ‘I told you’.

Like when he tipped Villa to beat Man City a couple of weeks ago because we lost the week before, then said Man City won because they also lost the week before.

It could be a draw too - I mean a very tiny chance it could get postponed too.

It's a tough won

[Percy McCarthy]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Yes it means they're generally utter fuckin bobbins and we should be giving them a good going over.

Come Sunday night he’ll be relating it to one of these ‘points’ and saying ‘I told you’.

Like when he tipped Villa to beat Man City a couple of weeks ago because we lost the week before, then said Man City won because they also lost the week before.

It could be a draw too - I mean a very tiny chance it could get postponed too.

It's a tough won

I’m thinking West Ham might just award us the points as compensation for those kits they won. It’s a theory apparently.

[ChicagoLion]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Yes it means they're generally utter fuckin bobbins and we should be giving them a good going over.

Come Sunday night he’ll be relating it to one of these ‘points’ and saying ‘I told you’.

Like when he tipped Villa to beat Man City a couple of weeks ago because we lost the week before, then said Man City won because they also lost the week before.

It could be a draw too - I mean a very tiny chance it could get postponed too.

It's a tough won

I’m thinking West Ham might just award us the points as compensation for those kits they won. It’s a theory apparently.

It’s not the worst one I have seen on here.

[Footy-Vill]

Ollie Watkins has played West Ham 5 times and lost 5 times.
So we can see if thats a sign or coincidence come sunday.

West Ham 'ave won only two Premier League games since October so this could mean something as well.

Yes it means they're generally utter fuckin bobbins and we should be giving them a good going over.

Come Sunday night he’ll be relating it to one of these ‘points’ and saying ‘I told you’.

Like when he tipped Villa to beat Man City a couple of weeks ago because we lost the week before, then said Man City won because they also lost the week before.

It could be a draw too - I mean a very tiny chance it could get postponed too.

It's a tough won

I’m thinking West Ham might just award us the points as compensation for those kits they won. It’s a theory apparently.

It’s not the worst one I have seen on here.

Well actually I heard a story the other week from Gary Neville who said they lost to Southampton once because of the kit Man Utd wore.
That has to be the worst excuse like ever.

[Drummond]

I had a shit once when we lost. Probably means something.

Come to think of it, I may also have had one when we won.

I wonder what that means.

[adrenachrome]

I had a shit once when we lost. Probably means something.

Come to think of it, I may also have had one when we won.

I wonder what that means.

Ya need to get ya shit togetha is what it means.

Shit smarter not longer. And avoid the roids. They'll hurt you in the end.

As for the FV lament configuration, they need to radically re-haul their algorithm.