Aston Villa Penalty Taker

[chrisw1]

McGinn and Tielemans would seem to make the most sense.  Just need them to practice 20 per day for the next few years.

[Dave P]

This made me laugh https://x.com/AVFCStatto/status/1981442072692310383

[chrisw1]

"Or just pass it back to Martinez and recycle it"

Haha

[cdbearsfan]

Needs to be someone that nearly always plays. Rogers? I genuinely wouldn't be against giving Martinez a go but as spoilsport Unai went mad at him when he went up from a corner, that won't be happening.

[OCD]

Emery named Rogers last night when talking about possible penalty takers but when we went out to Brentford on a penalty shoot-out, Rogers wasn't involved and Emery said afterwards that they didn't have any data on him taking penalties. Someone then posted a video of him scoring one for England U21's. Glad they found that missing data.

[Sexual Ealing]

Needs to be someone that nearly always plays. Rogers? I genuinely wouldn't be against giving Martinez a go but as spoilsport Unai went mad at him when he went up from a corner, that won't be happening.

Martinez would be the only one I'd trust to not have a meltdown under the pressure. The rest of them remind me of my own approach to entering a shop when I'm not sure what I want and I just know some twat's going to ask me if I need help. Of course I need fucking help, just not from you, and not now.

Anyway, penalties...we should try to score them more often.

[Ian.]

I presume our set-piece coach finds penalties too dull to practice.