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Another Solent valley Saturday
« on: January 19, 2023, 09:02:51 PM »

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2023, 09:29:17 PM »
FBed.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2023, 09:36:36 PM »
"...about fifteen thousand of them will remember they support Man Utd after all".

Haha that's very good.

I come from those parts and it's an astute observation.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2023, 09:43:59 PM »
no ings and watkins debate indeed

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2023, 09:46:13 AM »
Spot on Dave.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2023, 11:52:45 AM »
What a brilliantly cynical preview!
In fact, if there were stand-up comedy based gigs for football fans (yeah...perish the thought, actually), this "set" would go down a storm!

Apart from Blose and Baggies-taunting, I don't recall reading an opposition club have so many blows rained down on them in one article. And such a harmless club, too! Bravo  ;D

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2023, 12:02:05 PM »
For me, they're the most plastic of all the plastic clubs, which is odd as they've actually got a bit of history and have been more or less a top flight club for 50 years.

It was the ground move, the sudden arrival of fans and an away following and Rupert Lowe's delusions of grandeur that turned me I think. And appointing Clive Woodward, twats.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2023, 02:10:23 PM »
I hate this lot, last time I went to The Dell we lost 2-0 to a couple of James Beattie goals, my previous visit we lost 2-0 to a couple of Kevin Davies goals, our PL record against them is fairly terrible.
A horrible city that's bordering on Plymouth levels of shitness. Be glad to see the back of them.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2023, 02:12:08 PM »
For me, they're the most plastic of all the plastic clubs, which is odd as they've actually got a bit of history and have been more or less a top flight club for 50 years.

It was the ground move, the sudden arrival of fans and an away following and Rupert Lowe's delusions of grandeur that turned me I think. And appointing Clive Woodward, twats.

Did Woodward actually manage them or was he just appointed as a performance coach?

edit: A quick check of Wiki says no he didn't manage them, but, it did remind me of some of the absolute whoppers they've appointed in the past like Dennis Wise, Redknob & Pearson.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2023, 02:14:42 PM by Jon Crofts »

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2023, 02:23:18 PM »
Is it still compulsory to listen to Level 42 in Southampton? Town full of jumpers-draped-on-shoulders, deck shoe wankers.

Pompey's miles better.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2023, 02:52:58 PM »
Is it still compulsory to listen to Level 42 in Southampton? Town full of jumpers-draped-on-shoulders, deck shoe wankers.

Pompey's miles better.

You just wait until you visit Chichester. Fucking hell you’d think everyone was Chay Blyth.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2023, 03:00:52 PM »
Chichester is the only town I've been escorted to the edge of by the rozzers. Very keen to make sure we all left. Given we were half a dozen 18/19-year-old, middle class stoners who weighed less than 20 stone between us, I came to the conclusion it was easily the most paranoid snooty place I've ever been. Hampton-in-twatting-Arden with a cathedral - somewhere between Portsmouth and Brighton to buy an ornamental teapot.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2023, 03:16:38 PM »
Chichester is the only town I've been escorted to the edge of by the rozzers. Very keen to make sure we all left. Given we were half a dozen 18/19-year-old, middle class stoners who weighed less than 20 stone between us, I came to the conclusion it was easily the most paranoid snooty place I've ever been. Hampton-in-twatting-Arden with a cathedral - somewhere between Portsmouth and Brighton to buy an ornamental teapot.

I like Chichester.  Years ago had 6 months working there. 6 of us all villa. The pubs we used use to call us the villa renegades when we went in.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2023, 03:22:35 PM »
I hate this lot, last time I went to The Dell we lost 2-0 to a couple of James Beattie goals, my previous visit we lost 2-0 to a couple of Kevin Davies goals, our PL record against them is fairly terrible.
A horrible city that's bordering on Plymouth levels of shitness. Be glad to see the back of them.
It's not a terrible city and also I know quite a few of their fans who are eminently reasonable. Like Plymouth, it got blitzed in the war and the post war planners didn't do a good job on a lot of British cities, Brum included.

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Re: Another Solent valley Saturday
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2023, 04:29:16 PM »
I hate this lot, last time I went to The Dell we lost 2-0 to a couple of James Beattie goals, my previous visit we lost 2-0 to a couple of Kevin Davies goals, our PL record against them is fairly terrible.
A horrible city that's bordering on Plymouth levels of shitness. Be glad to see the back of them.
It's not a terrible city and also I know quite a few of their fans who are eminently reasonable. Like Plymouth, it got blitzed in the war and the post war planners didn't do a good job on a lot of British cities, Brum included.

It’s less the architecture and design and more the what is there to go there for?

A ferry or a cruise ship out of Southampton.

 


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