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Re: Unai Emery
« Reply #14130 on: January 23, 2026, 05:54:02 PM »
I'm struggling with the cement mixer one, if you put it the right place the ball is sticking, surely? Harsh on Bogarde as well, otherwise bang on.

I dunno - is it that if you chucked a ball at one while it was spinning, you wouldn't know which direction it might bounce off in?

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Re: Unai Emery
« Reply #14131 on: January 23, 2026, 05:57:38 PM »
“He couldn’t trap a cement mixer”

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Re: Unai Emery
« Reply #14132 on: January 23, 2026, 05:57:42 PM »
I'm struggling with the cement mixer one, if you put it the right place the ball is sticking, surely? Harsh on Bogarde as well, otherwise bang on.

I dunno - is it that if you chucked a ball at one while it was spinning, you wouldn't know which direction it might bounce off in?

Hence 'the right spot' ie the big gaping hole in the front. The aren't many plant machines that can give you that, Clive.


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Re: Unai Emery
« Reply #14133 on: January 23, 2026, 05:58:46 PM »
“Big gaping hole at the front” is just bring me back to the glamazons.

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Re: Unai Emery
« Reply #14135 on: Today at 10:51:34 AM »
Heh

 


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