Unai Emery

[Clampy]

Not that I'm stalking or anything, but any idea if he got a permanent place or is still holed up in the Apartments on Broad Street.

Hope he didn't move into Baros' old pad in the Mailbox. Semen stains still blight the walls from his post-match curricular activities in the (very) Noughties.

I saw him once on Broad Street  on a Saturday afternoon in a bar called Oh Velvet with Jarosik who used to play for Small Heath.

[eamonn]

Were we playing at the same time? Benty with shopping after Lamberk left him out of a matchday squad, didn't he?

[Clampy]

Were we playing at the same time? Benty with shopping after Lamberk left him out of a matchday squad, didn't he?

I think were were, away at Chelsea if memory serves me right.

[Smirker]

Not that I'm stalking or anything, but any idea if he got a permanent place or is still holed up in the Apartments on Broad Street.

Hope he didn't move into Baros' old pad in the Mailbox. Semen stains still blight the walls from his post-match curricular activities in the (very) Noughties.

Well if Unai did move in there and left his semen stains on the wall I'd lick them off 

[eamonn]

There's an affirmation you wouldn't get on Married At First Sight (even Australia).