Unai Emery

[Somniloquism]

Go on then, what are his amazing stats? I'll go for...637 wins?

P=999   
w=535   
D=217   
L=247   
W% = 53.55

[OCD]

A 63.7% win rate would have been really impressive.

[Smirker]

I don't know what all that disgusting filth on pages above were but back on track and this is discussion on Unai Emery

Is the transformation all down to manager Unai Emery?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0hn8m6d/the-football-news-show-aston-villa-european-dreaming

😂

😂 This place would be worse off without Footy-Vill.

[Somniloquism]

But still, not cool calling SE disgusting filth. He can't help it.

[Brazilian Villain]

I don't know what all that disgusting filth on pages above were but back on track and this is discussion on Unai Emery

Is the transformation all down to manager Unai Emery?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0hn8m6d/the-football-news-show-aston-villa-european-dreaming

😂 This place would be worse off without Footy-Vill.

The Mary Whitehouse of H&V. Maybe we're all wrong, and Footy's just ahead of his time. https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-60556060

[Sexual Ealing]

But still, not cool calling SE disgusting filth. He can't help it.

It's what I get paid for.

But I apologise to footy. A sincere, deep, penetrating, writhing, relentless apology from the depths of my condemned soul.

[Footy-Vill]

Well I was just quite shocked with what was being said and shared. I don't know how much was intended by people here to try and create some boogie nights/playboy/ studio 54 atmosphere as that is what's coming across.
To me it seems there should be a private off the main board thread if people want such titillation.

[Drummond]

"Miss, Miss, he said 'Tit!'"

[eamonn]

A 63.7% win rate would have been really impressive.

Yeah, in hindsight, i guess unless you're Pep/someone managing a team in the top two every year, it would be impossible.

[RamboandBruno]

Footy, this is all getting very John Lithgow in Footloose, SE is obviously Kevin Bacon

[Footy-Vill]

Unai Emery's record in his European knock-out first legs
*First leg had to be at home

🟰 Valencia 1-1 Werder Bremen (09/10, R16)
🟰 Valencia 2-2 Atletico Madrid (09/10, Quarters)
🟰 Valencia 1-1 Schalke (10/11, R16)
✅ Valencia 4-2 PSV (11/12, R16)
❌ Sevilla 0-2 Real Betis (13/14, R16)
✅ Sevilla 2-0 Valencia (13/14, Semis)
✅ Sevilla 1-0 B. M'Gladbach (14/15, R32)
✅ Sevilla 2-1 Zenit (14/15, Quarters)
✅ Sevilla 3-0 Fiorentina (14/15, Semis)
✅ Sevilla 3-0 Molde (15/16, R32)
✅ Arsenal 2-0 Napoli (18/19, Quarters)
✅ Arsenal 3-1 Valencia (18/19, Semis)
✅ Villarreal 2-1 (20/21, Semis)
🟰 Villarreal 1-1 Juventus (21/22, R16) *UCL
✅ Villarreal 1-0 Bayern (21/22, Quarters) *UCL

[Somniloquism]

Well I was just quite shocked with what was being said and shared. I don't know how much was intended by people here to try and create some boogie nights/playboy/ studio 54 atmosphere as that is what's coming across.
To me it seems there should be a private off the main board thread if people want such titillation.

Titillation? Sexual Ealing? Has hell frozen over?

[Olneythelonely]

Well I was just quite shocked with what was being said and shared. I don't know how much was intended by people here to try and create some boogie nights/playboy/ studio 54 atmosphere as that is what's coming across.
To me it seems there should be a private off the main board thread if people want such titillation.

You not found the wanking board yet?

[Toronto Villa]

Well I was just quite shocked with what was being said and shared. I don't know how much was intended by people here to try and create some boogie nights/playboy/ studio 54 atmosphere as that is what's coming across.
To me it seems there should be a private off the main board thread if people want such titillation.

So should I assume you won't be partaking in the "send in your favourite Unai boner pic" competition. It closes at the end of the month. 50p to enter. Top prize is a tub of his hair cream so you smell like Unai.

[pauliewalnuts]

The Footy Collective's annual portrait is out.