Unai Emery - our manager

[Somniloquism]

Can there be deepfake ones when the real ones also exist?

[Rory]

Can there be deepfake ones when the real ones also exist?

I've exhausted the ones Paddy has already sent me.

[Brazilian Villain]

Dyche being 10th is proof that we can't trust AI.

Maybe should have got someone non-binary to compile the list.

[Rory]

Dyche being 10th is proof that we can't trust AI.

Maybe should have got someone non-binary to compile the list.

Not non-binary, but I'm wondering where this AI thing would've put Steve Cooper, had he not been sacked. 4th, 5th?

[Somniloquism]

Can there be deepfake ones when the real ones also exist?

I've exhausted the ones Paddy has already sent me.

But is it really him if you remove the bloodshot eyes, the collapsed Septum and the back hump?

[Rory]

Can there be deepfake ones when the real ones also exist?

I've exhausted the ones Paddy has already sent me.

But is it really him if you remove the bloodshot eyes, the collapsed Septum and the back hump?

Oh he's a master of composition and tasteful lighting. Plus he's such a committed and passionate performer.

It's the *mood* that makes his scenes so erotic.

[Sexual Ealing]

Tasteful lighting? I just can't afford to feed the meter. And those joss sticks have got smack in them.

[Rory]

Don't give away your secrets!

[Somniloquism]

Tasteful lighting? I just can't afford to feed the meter. And those joss sticks have got smack in them.

And anally absorbed?

[eamonn]

Tasteful lighting? I just can't afford to feed the meter. And those joss sticks have got smack in them.

This is how we live our glory days.

[edgysatsuma89]

Has anyone actually slept/wanked/romped in a bed with a ceiling mirror before? I can't imagine coming across anyone insane enough to have one.

Going by the photos above, Emery has definitely aged worse than Moyes, although for Moyes that would have been impossible.

[Rory]

Has anyone actually slept/wanked/romped in a bed with a ceiling mirror before? I can't imagine coming across anyone insane enough to have one.

I've seen one on a property rental site when I was looking for a flat about ten years ago.

It was described as a 'unique feature' that 'helps promote light in the room'.

[edgysatsuma89]

Has anyone actually slept/wanked/romped in a bed with a ceiling mirror before? I can't imagine coming across anyone insane enough to have one.

I've seen one on a property rental site when I was looking for a flat about ten years ago.

It was described as a 'unique feature' that 'helps promote light in the room'.

Wasn't tempted to see your sex face? I can barely stomach seeing my face whilst I do my teeth let alone seeing me about to SHAZAM.

[Rory]

Has anyone actually slept/wanked/romped in a bed with a ceiling mirror before? I can't imagine coming across anyone insane enough to have one.

I've seen one on a property rental site when I was looking for a flat about ten years ago.

It was described as a 'unique feature' that 'helps promote light in the room'.

Wasn't tempted to see your sex face? I can barely stomach seeing my face whilst I do my teeth let alone seeing me about to SHAZAM.

Yeah, I honestly don't know what a mirrored ceiling provides.

If I'm on top, I can't see the mirror anyway.

If she's on top, I'm happy enough with access to the face and chest; the arse and hips I can touch. I don't need the risk of catching sight of my own balls.

Everyone's orgasm face looks the same: confused. If anyone looked different, I'd be alarmed.

[ChicagoLion]

Has anyone actually slept/wanked/romped in a bed with a ceiling mirror before? I can't imagine coming across anyone insane enough to have one.

I've seen one on a property rental site when I was looking for a flat about ten years ago.

It was described as a 'unique feature' that 'helps promote light in the room'.

Wasn't tempted to see your sex face? I can barely stomach seeing my face whilst I do my teeth let alone seeing me about to SHAZAM.

Yeah, I honestly don't know what a mirrored ceiling provides.

If I'm on top, I can't see the mirror anyway.

If she's on top, I'm happy enough with access to the face and chest; the arse and hips I can touch. I don't need the risk of catching sight of my own balls.

Everyone's orgasm face looks the same: confused. If anyone looked different, I'd be alarmed.

Alarmed, that’s it.