Leander Dendoncker

[Footy-Vill]

He represented Belgium occasionally during the World Cup and in a back three. So DD never experienced the training time with the club during the world cup and is he really fitting in here?

Now he is so called injured and unable to train, making him unavailable versus Palace.
I guess he still has the rest of the season to prove himself as the Dendocker blunder v Stevenage is all he's really known for here so far.
I'm inclined to think that he was a panic signing and that Emery may not have him in mind for next season.

[Footy-Vill]

Leander Dendoncker sustained a hand injury in an incident at his home. As reported.

The theory is that it could be anything, and no one knows what type of injury it is, as it could be anything from a fall or a pet bite to punching a hole in the wall or catching it in a drawer, or cut when doing food prep or a burn from a hot plate it must however be severe to potentially keep him out of the squad.
I'm thinking some sort of bruises from a fall, but that is nothing but guesswork, so it's clear I am not saying it is as fact I am speculating.

[Drummond]

I think his other half's pet hamster had a penchant for dressing up as a ferret and crawling into unmentionable places. When Leander put the Gerbil costume out instead it all got a bit out of hand and he went to bite him. As Leander then moved out of the way he banged his elbow on the cupboard, which then started to fall over and as he went to catch it the top drawer fell open and a Bic razor fell out. When he tried to catch it, the razor bounced out of his hand he instinctively went to catch it with his other hand and inadvertently punched his lover in the face and broke two fingers.

[The Man With A Stick]

It's probably hot cross bun-related, as injuries usually are this time of year.  Bryan Robson burnt the roof of his mouth on one in 1984 and he was out for six weeks.

[Bad English]

Zinedine Zidane once admitted to getting injured during (sexual) intercourse-related activities with his wife on a bed of all places. Maybe Dendoncker was having a hand shandy.

[pauliewalnuts]

Zinedine Zidane once admitted to getting injured during (sexual) intercourse-related activities with his wife on a bed of all places. Maybe Dendoncker was having a hand shandy.

"leander dendoncker, he can not play, he has a bad case of wanker's hand"

[LeeB]

It's probably hot cross bun-related, as injuries usually are this time of year.  Bryan Robson burnt the roof of his mouth on one in 1984 and he was out for six weeks.

The chewing probably put his shoulder out again

[dave shelley]

It's definitely a case of chicken choker's revenge.

[Clampy]

Dendoncker, Dendoncker, and it does him good like it bloody well should....

[Brazilian Villain]

It's probably hot cross bun-related, as injuries usually are this time of year.  Bryan Robson burnt the roof of his mouth on one in 1984 and he was out for six weeks.

Makes sense, I seem to recall his older namesake was a fan of the even more perilous pop-tart.

[adrenachrome]

It's probably hot cross bun-related, as injuries usually are this time of year.  Bryan Robson burnt the roof of his mouth on one in 1984 and he was out for six weeks.

Makes sense, I seem to recall his older namesake was a fan of the even more perilous pop-tart.

Not to mention pancake-based injuries.

[Hookeysmith]

So what was actually wrong with his hand that would stop him from playing?
Buendia has that much bandage on his hand he looks like an Egyptian mummy but still plays!

[brontebilly]

So what was actually wrong with his hand that would stop him from playing?
Buendia has that much bandage on his hand he looks like an Egyptian mummy but still plays!

Seems a bit suspect to me too...he's missing a big opportunity to impress with Kamara out. Might not get many others and Iroegbunam seem to be going well at QPR.

[aj2k77]

Kodja had his wrist wrapped up for years and still made the team. There's something dodgy going on here.

[SoccerHQ]

Have Belgium called him up?