Should Emi Buendia and Philippe Coutinho both start?

[OCD]

His stepover for Coutinho's goal was a brilliant bit of play. As was the whole move.

[Bad English]

Buendia is an odd one. He's got great feet,

[eamonn]

Emi's last name is Stati? Who knew...
Imagine the dilemma of Buendia v Coots these days...

He's kitted his fam out in the shirts of his former clubs. There might be one missing...

[Sexual Ealing]

Oh God, thanks for pointing that out.

[Brazilian Villain]

Imagine the dilemma of Buendia v Coots these days...

He's kitted his fam out in the shirts of his former clubs. There might be one missing...

Al Duhail?

[eamonn]

Oh God, thanks for pointing that out.

See, it's not just the Guardian beta-male football analysts and Sky Sports News lads in high, ice-white trainers who are against us.

[Sexual Ealing]

Oh God, thanks for pointing that out.

See, it's not just the Guardian beta-male football analysts and Sky Sports News lads in high, ice-white trainers who are against us.

Yes, it's the entire universe. Which is quite a weird take from the universe, given we've been a painfully uninteresting football club to the neutral eye over the last four decades.