Bournemouth vs Aston Villa match thread

[pauliewalnuts]

I like Bournemouth's kit.

Looks like a reworking of an Inter kit of recent years. In red.

[dicedlam]

Sorry EZ, devilla and dicedlam. I can't send any more pms for an hour

No worries BE, sorted now thanks.

[Bad English]

Is 3 mins the record for shatter of optimism in a season?

I thought the goal was on 1 minute 29 seconds.

[Toronto Villa]

It’s one thing for Bournemouth to be constantly doing those stupid short goal kicks vs Aston Villa. We offer nothing as a threat. But they’re going to pay for it against better sides.

[Bad English]

I like Bournemouth's kit.

Looks like a reworking of an Inter kit of recent years. In red.

We're certainly making them look like Inter Milan.

[Brazilian Villain]

They should have scored again there. Fucking hell.

It just need an invisible hand to guide in that cross by Adam Smith.

We've spent the Wealth of Nations and we're losing to sodding Bournemouth.

We need more of this. https://twitter.com/CBSSportsHQ/status/1555542933474099204

[pauliewalnuts]

Our midfield looks so absent, I was starting to think Luiz was on the pitch.

[Risso]

Is it full time yet?

[Bad English]

I hope that this is our shite half.

[Toronto Villa]

We are so huff and puff, all fart no shit, and whatever not exactly flattering description you can think of.

[SoccerHQ]

Coutinho been anonymous.

Would look to get Luiz and Buendia on at half time, 5 subs gives you that flexibility so use it.

Awful, more things change the more they predictably stay the same for us compared to other clubs.

[Joshua Fineman]

Sorry EZ, devilla and dicedlam. I can't send any more pms for an hour

No worries BE, sorted now thanks.

Any chance of returning the favour?

[Monty]

Either the coaching or McGinn isn't good enough, but it's one of them. Every time he gets the ball he looks like a dog on a hot patio, all jumpy and ungainly, taking 20 touches before passing it sideways. Either the structure isn't there to give him options, or he's not good enough to execute it.

[jwarry]

Parker has completely mugged us over here

[Toronto Villa]

Why is Danny Ings so deep?