The last day

[Legion]

Done.

[Legion]

That was brilliant. Nice to finally see some articulate opinion from that fat, waste of space, sponging leech Richards.

[Steve67]

I was going to have a moan that you left out the complete plank, Martin Tyler's soundbite AND IT'S LIVE!!!!!!! But you pulled it off Dave.  Quality article. Sam Matterface, loads of words. Hilarious.

[Axl Rose]

Enjoyed that, I could hear everyone’s voice!

Haha. Same here. How depressingly spot on

[dave.woodhall]

I was going to have a moan that you left out the complete plank, Martin Tyler's soundbite AND IT'S LIVE!!!!!!! But you pulled it off Dave.  Quality article. Sam Matterface, loads of words. Hilarious.

I didn't write it. I have no sense of humour whatsoever.

[Paul.S]

Both hilarious and sadly accurate at the same time.