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Title: The last day
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 30, 2022, 10:01:09 PM
I've finally got round to publishing this masterwork.

https://heroesandvillains.info/2022/05/30/the-last-day/
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: ChicagoLion on May 31, 2022, 07:52:45 AM
That was exhausting reading.
How nauseatingly accurate.
These twats make it more and more easy to fall out of love with the game.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 31, 2022, 09:22:06 AM
I'm glad it isn't just me that always looks at where Lawrenson's opponent in the predictions game is from, just so that I can be annoyed when he (it's always a "he") turns out to be from some pointless nowhere town at least 200 miles from the club he claims to support. I award myself bonus points of irritation when it's a Man U fan mentioning how much they have suffered recently.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Nev on May 31, 2022, 09:39:08 AM
There is a "live feed" on the Birmingham and Black Country section of the BBC website and I noticed this season that there always seemed to be far more stories about the Mind The Gappers than there was about us. I got so suspicious towards the end of the season I started to count them and on average it was around 5/6 to 1 in their favour. I can only put it down to a mischievous editor and it will be interesting to see if it continues next season and indeed through the summer.

I know, I need to get out more.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Dr Butler on May 31, 2022, 09:53:40 AM
Brilliant !


UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: chrisw1 on May 31, 2022, 09:58:14 AM
That is brilliant Dave.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Risso on May 31, 2022, 10:01:21 AM
The Twiiter bit was depressingly spot on.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Nii Lamptey on May 31, 2022, 10:17:55 AM
Love it Dave. Sadly, totally on the money there! 
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: chrisw1 on May 31, 2022, 10:38:12 AM
The Twiiter bit was depressingly spot on.
Cry more
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Risso on May 31, 2022, 10:40:28 AM
The Twiiter bit was depressingly spot on.
Cry more

Erm, ratioed?
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Jon Crofts on May 31, 2022, 10:45:18 AM
Worthy of a far wider audience.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: ChicagoLion on May 31, 2022, 10:47:33 AM
Worthy of a far wider audience.
Yes - Twitter?
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Brend'Watkins on May 31, 2022, 11:37:03 AM
Great piece is that.  Nothing ever epitomized Micha Richards so much...RICHARDS: Ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Pete3206 on May 31, 2022, 09:14:46 PM
Superb piece, bravo!

This is why I avoid all punditry, if at all possible.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Louzie0 on May 31, 2022, 09:59:34 PM
Enjoyed that, I could hear everyone’s voice!
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Legion on May 31, 2022, 10:07:32 PM
Done.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Legion on May 31, 2022, 10:13:14 PM
That was brilliant. Nice to finally see some articulate opinion from that fat, waste of space, sponging leech Richards.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Steve67 on May 31, 2022, 10:58:38 PM
I was going to have a moan that you left out the complete plank, Martin Tyler's soundbite AND IT'S LIVE!!!!!!! But you pulled it off Dave.  Quality article. Sam Matterface, loads of words. Hilarious.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Axl Rose on May 31, 2022, 11:32:58 PM
Enjoyed that, I could hear everyone’s voice!

Haha. Same here. How depressingly spot on
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: dave.woodhall on May 31, 2022, 11:40:03 PM
I was going to have a moan that you left out the complete plank, Martin Tyler's soundbite AND IT'S LIVE!!!!!!! But you pulled it off Dave.  Quality article. Sam Matterface, loads of words. Hilarious.

I didn't write it. I have no sense of humour whatsoever.
Title: Re: The last day
Post by: Paul.S on June 01, 2022, 05:17:01 PM
Both hilarious and sadly accurate at the same time.
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