Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[villabear]

Fairly tenuous link to Bale along with Spurs and Newcastle, probably his agent trying to drum up interest.

well there is the Belfry and Dudley Zoo nearby.

I get the golf reference, but the zoo?

put it this way, if he auditioned for the next planet of the apes, he wouldn’t need much make up.

Not a good analogy

I think there are a few who need to look in the mirror and realise they’re not exactly Brad Pitt themselves 😉

That don't impress me much

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[john e]

Fairly tenuous link to Bale along with Spurs and Newcastle, probably his agent trying to drum up interest.

well there is the Belfry and Dudley Zoo nearby.

I get the golf reference, but the zoo?

put it this way, if he auditioned for the next planet of the apes, he wouldn’t need much make up.

Not a good analogy

I think there are a few who need to look in the mirror and realise they’re not exactly Brad Pitt themselves 😉

True I look nothing like Brad Pitt
I do get mistaken for that Chris Hemsworth quite a lot though   

[paul_e]

True I look nothing like Brad Pitt
I do get mistaken for that Chris Hemsworth quite a lot though   

Like this?

[Clark W Griswold]

Well, we haven't bought anyone for nearly 2 weeks. It's a disgrace.

[john e]

True I look nothing like Brad Pitt
I do get mistaken for that Chris Hemsworth quite a lot though   

Like this?

You’ve seen me then

[LeeB]

If you crossed Chris Hemsworth with Sammy Lee you'd be mostly there.

Could be worse, I got dubbed 'skinny Jaap Stam' by a bunch of Dutch kids on Saturday.

[Clark W Griswold]

Was that because of your effortlessly cool defending or because you have no hair? If it's the latter i know how you feel.

[Drummond]

Was that because of your effortlessly cool defending or because you have no hair? If it's the latter i know how you feel.

Nah, it's because he retired 15 years ago.

[LeeB]

Was that because of your effortlessly cool defending or because you have no hair? If it's the latter i know how you feel.

I'd like to think it's the former, but it's probably more a combination of the latter and Drummond's suggestion.

[Sexual Ealing]

If you crossed Chris Hemsworth with Sammy Lee you'd be mostly there.

Could be worse, I got dubbed 'skinny Jaap Stam' by a bunch of Dutch kids on Saturday.

That, my friend, is karma. Adrian fucking Chiles. Not forgotten, not forgiven.

[Ads]

You look like Adrian Chiles?

[Sexual Ealing]

You look like Adrian Chiles?

I do not.

[john e]

A £3 B £3 E £3 L £3

£12 the lot cheaper than Iroegbunam

[LeeB]

You look like Adrian Chiles?

I do not.

He just writes like he looks like Adrian Chiles

[ozzjim]

As put downs go, that is up there.