Summer 2022 Transfer Thread

[Steve67]

Rumours we're after Dominique Rocheteau - available on a free apparently.

Who he?  Position?

[Exeter 77]

Rumours we're after Dominique Rocheteau - available on a free apparently.

Who he?  Position?

He was a striker for France at the 1978,1962 and 1986 World Cups. He's 67 now.

[Steve67]

And he's only 67?  Bargain.  Any connection to Liverpool?

[Dave]

Rumours we're after Dominique Rocheteau - available on a free apparently.

Who he?  Position?

He was a striker for France at the 1978,1962 and 1986 World Cups. He's 67 now.

Impressive longevity.

[cdbearsfan]

"Away from football, Rocheteau has been noted for his far left views, and has been associated with the Ligue communiste révolutionnaire and Lutte Ouvrière."

Sign him up, Villa.

[paul_e]

Rumours we're after Dominique Rocheteau - available on a free apparently.

Who he?  Position?

He was a striker for France at the 1978,1962 and 1986 World Cups. He's 67 now.

Impressive longevity.

Competing in his first as a 7 year old is the most impressive part.

[Richard E]

We’ve apparently been linked today with that Chinese guy who invented Tsu-Chu in 206 BC. Plenty of experience so would be good to have around the young kids in the dressing room.

[Beard82]

We’ve apparently been linked today with that Chinese guy who invented Tsu-Chu in 206 BC. Plenty of experience so would be good to have around the young kids in the dressing room.

Smart move - china is where the big moneys going to be in the future

[ChicagoLion]

We’ve apparently been linked today with that Chinese guy who invented Tsu-Chu in 206 BC. Plenty of experience so would be good to have around the young kids in the dressing room.

Tsu Chu ? Bless you.

[Brazilian Villain]

Competing in his first as a 7 year old is the most impressive part.

If they're good enough, they're old enough.

[Kevin Dawson]

Rumours we are preparing bids for Luis Figo, Mario Kempes and Ferenc Puskas. Exciting times.

Rubbish! None of them have Liverpool connections.

so are we signing Ian Rush and King Kenny?

Unfortunately not. A new Villa frontline of Suarez and Andy Carroll with Bernard Diomede supply from the wing is doing the rounds.

Can we also get back Aly Cissokho while we are at it?

Please no. He's possibly the worst player we've ever had.

[ADVILLAFAN]

I'll raise you Aleksander "No Footed" Tonev

[UK Redsox]

I'll raise you Aleksander "No Footed" Tonev

Whenever a player blasts a shot way over the bar, my standard response is still to shout “Tonev”

[trinityoap]

Eric Eric Djemba?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'll raise you Aleksander "No Footed" Tonev

Whenever a player blasts a shot way over the bar, my standard response is still to shout “Tonev”

That made me laugh.