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Author Topic: Sam Matterface is talking  (Read 4455 times)

Offline Damo70

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2022, 04:38:52 PM »
If there was a contest to be the best football Alan Partridge soundalike the top two would surely be Sam Matterface in second place and Clive Tyldesley in first place.

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2022, 04:43:09 PM »
Don't forget our Jack W.

Offline Martyn Smith

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2022, 08:58:36 PM »
Anyone else unable to hear that that name without following it with 'hey, gotta no respect'...

Offline Risso

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2022, 09:33:07 PM »
Anyone else unable to hear that that name without following it with 'hey, gotta no respect'...

Or, 'nothing Yogi'.

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2022, 10:05:41 PM »
Brilliant read

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2022, 04:49:20 PM »
Matterface was on Talksport the other night, convinced that he'd got the scoop that Conte had resigned. The studio presenters tried to tactfully point out that Conte might have just been a bit 'emosh' but Sam was having none of it, speaking in the hushed but self important tone of somebody who had just brokered a peace detail between Russia and Ukraine. The silly tit.

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2022, 06:20:17 PM »
Wasn't Matterface but the commentator saying "And Cash is bang on the money" after Matty scored yesterday got on my nerves.

 


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