Sam Matterface is talking

[dave.woodhall]

You have permission to laugh.

https://heroesandvillains.info/2022/02/14/sam-matterface-is-talking/

[Scratchins]

Brilliant 

[SaddVillan]

Genius.

Parody, sarcasm, irony and derision ooze from the page.

[LeeB]

That's a top, top, top article.

[ursineultra]

Superb.

[AV82EC]

That has given me a really good laugh on a pretty shite day. Excellent.

[paul_e]

So accurate that it was his voice narrating it in my head.

[Risso]

I was watching one England game, and Matterface went on about Calvert-Lewin's fashion sense all match. Anything at all, and he brought it back to his clothes. Weird.

[luke:lamf]

I don't really know anything of him as not heard enough, but every time I hear his name it feels like something from The Day Today / Toast of London.

[Steve67]

I actually read it in a Sam Smackyerface accent too. Great article.

[Louzie0]

I love this, it’s very funny and I really enjoyed it. Superb stream of consciousness, Dave!
It’s a very witty comment on a style of commentary that SM exemplifies, and, that I rather enjoy.

I can’t be doing with constant screaming or cursory names barked out and guessing if they’re passing or what.

Give me colour!

[RamboandBruno]

Genius……no more words needed!!

[Lizz]

OMG as some say. Had no idea what he looks like, Googled him and he looks like I expected him to look.

[eamonn]

Poor Sam wouldn't like being bullied by Villans.

[darren woolley]

That's brilliant.