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Author Topic: Sam Matterface is talking  (Read 4737 times)

Online dave.woodhall

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Sam Matterface is talking
« on: February 14, 2022, 01:41:17 PM »
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Offline Scratchins

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2022, 01:49:45 PM »
Brilliant  ;D
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Online SaddVillan

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2022, 02:29:02 PM »
Genius.

Parody, sarcasm, irony and derision ooze from the page.
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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2022, 02:36:26 PM »
That's a top, top, top article.
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Offline ursineultra

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2022, 02:40:48 PM »
Superb.
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Offline AV82EC

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2022, 02:53:39 PM »
That has given me a really good laugh on a pretty shite day. Excellent.
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Offline paul_e

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2022, 02:58:45 PM »
So accurate that it was his voice narrating it in my head.
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Offline Risso

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2022, 03:04:52 PM »
I was watching one England game, and Matterface went on about Calvert-Lewin's fashion sense all match. Anything at all, and he brought it back to his clothes. Weird.
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Offline luke:lamf

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2022, 04:58:37 PM »
I don't really know anything of him as not heard enough, but every time I hear his name it feels like something from The Day Today / Toast of London.
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Offline Steve67

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2022, 06:45:04 PM »
I actually read it in a Sam Smackyerface accent too. Great article.
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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2022, 07:31:31 PM »
I love this, it’s very funny and I really enjoyed it. Superb stream of consciousness, Dave!
It’s a very witty comment on a style of commentary that SM exemplifies, and, that I rather enjoy.

I can’t be doing with constant screaming or cursory names barked out and guessing if they’re passing or what.

Give me colour!

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Online RamboandBruno

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2022, 09:04:33 PM »
Genius……no more words needed!!
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Offline Lizz

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2022, 09:24:13 PM »
OMG as some say. Had no idea what he looks like, Googled him and he looks like I expected him to look.
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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2022, 11:22:47 AM »
Poor Sam wouldn't like being bullied by Villans.
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Offline darren woolley

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Re: Sam Matterface is talking
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2022, 12:20:13 PM »
That's brilliant.
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