Robin Olsen (The World's Number Two)

[Risso]

Emery has mentioned an injury.

[SoccerHQ]

Well we're not going to drop Emi and put in a 19 year old kid then despite Footy's long held for wish.

[Axl Rose]

Olsen is abysmal. If he's going to play, we might as well forfeit the match and save our team the trouble of playing.

[N'ZMAV]

I'd rather have Stevie Wonder in goal.

[Lastfootstamper]

We should have just terminated him in January.

I know football can be ruthless, but that feels a bit harsh.

[eamonn]

Nah, let's vaporise the imposter or send him to Malmo.

[curiousorange]

I'd rather have Steven Wonder in goal.

Or, indeed, Stevland Morris.

[Goldenballs]

Can we make our Portuguese team have him? Tell them he's brilliant.

[curiousorange]

Can we make our Portuguese team have him? Tell them he's brilliant.

Marvellous's brother?

[Goldenballs]

Can we make our Portuguese team have him? Tell them he's brilliant.

Marvellous's brother?

Buy one get one free.

[LeeB]

We should have just terminated him in January.

I know football can be ruthless, but that feels a bit harsh.

Yeah, can't we just make sure he's locked away somewhere on matchdays? There should be some kind of appaling goalkeepers register, where they're all required to go to their local police station on matchday to ensure they can't be inadvertedly picked to play.

[Sexual Ealing]

We should have just terminated him in January.

I know football can be ruthless, but that feels a bit harsh.

Yeah, can't we just make sure he's locked away somewhere on matchdays? There should be some kind of appaling goalkeepers register, where they're all required to go to their local police station on matchday to ensure they can't be inadvertedly picked to play.

This puts me in mind of Homer Simpson delivering a rant at city hall when he was running to be sanitation commissioner. At the end of it the guy behind the desk says, "that's great, buddy, but this is where you register as a sex offender."

Followed by Mo Sszyslak entering the room and proclaiming, "ach, there's always a line!"

[wittonwarrior]

Emery has mentioned an injury.

pity didn't mention a free transfer or contract ended

[OCD]

He's available again. We'll finally be able to name 3 goalkeepers on the bench.

[Risso]

He's available again. We'll finally be able to name 3 goalkeepers on the bench.

It'll still be only two goalkeepers. And Robin Olsen.