Aston Villa vs Chelsea Post-Match Thread

[Ian.]

'Hoove' does not exist as a verb; it is 'hoof'.

"Tyrone just hoofs/hoofed it up the park." *Tyrone hooves/hooved it.

Alternatively, 'Tyrone Hoovers up at the back.'

Shouldn’t it be ‘Tyrone vacuums up at the back’?

[eamonn]

You don't get discussions like this on VT!

Yes but at least they have reached a consensus on the correct way to wipe yer arse.

[oldtimernow]

'Hoove' does not exist as a verb; it is 'hoof'.

"Tyrone just hoofs/hoofed it up the park." *Tyrone hooves/hooved it.

Alternatively, 'Tyrone Hoovers up at the back.'

Shouldn’t it be ‘Tyrone vacuums up at the back’?

or the very least "other brands are available"

[Brazilian Villain]

Alternatively, 'Tyrone Hoovers up at the back.'

Shouldn’t it be ‘Tyrone vacuums up at the back’?

or the very least "other brands are available"

Best mentioned to avoid Dyson fury.

[Bad English]

You don't get discussions like this on VT!

I assume they all know their parts of speech and avoid writing malapropisms then. ;-)

[Risso]

You don't get discussions like this on VT!

Yes but at least they have reached a consensus on the correct way to wipe yer arse.

Stay on topic please.

[Drummond]

Alternatively, 'Tyrone Hoovers up at the back.'

Shouldn’t it be ‘Tyrone vacuums up at the back’?

or the very least "other brands are available"

Best mentioned to avoid Dyson fury.

Nah, it's all just hot air.

[dcdavecollett]

Anyone else find it impossible to access Villa TV for this game?

Had to settle for Chelsea link in the end. If you think some Chelsea fans are unbearable under normal circumstances, try listening to the commentary when they're winning!