Ice Cream Licking Aston Villa 2-1 Supposed ESL team Chelsea

[Villa Lew]

Overall has been a very good season, only disappointment is that we didn't finish in the top half, but at least we came top of the bottom half by some distance, 10 points. Feeling very positive about next season and I'm normally Mr Negative. Of course the big question is can we keep Jack, if he has a good Euros, it maybe be hard, but trying to stay positive, am fairly confident, we can.

Good to see Nakamba finish the season well, if he continues to improve next season, could be a big asset for his. A word for AEG, I think he's now scored 6 pens for us and no misses, good to see we may now have a decent penalty taker.

[Sexual Ealing]

If Chelsea feel hard done by, coned even, so much the better.

[ChicagoLion]

Unpronounceable is an absolute Tosser, he spends all his time doing sneaky shit and trying to get players to react.

[brian green]

No wafer a player to behave.

[dave shelley]

As a complete aside as I didn't want to start a separate thread, Mods move if necessary, did anyone notice yesterday that Jamie Vardy was wearing gloves?  I know it's a bit cold but it's May.  Gloves FFS!

A million years ago when I was at school some kids had their fingernails painted a horrible yellow colour. Apparently it was a foul tasting chemical to stop them biting their nails

Maybe it’s something similar and is meant to stop Vardy picking his nose?

For all of my life from the moment I got teeth I always bit my nails, so bad that they would bleed.  My old pair tried everything to stop me including that yellow stuff you mention, that and all the other lotions and potions, not a bother, I happily munched my way through them all so I was left to get on with it.  Then, sometime in the last ten years or less I just stopped.  I have tried ever since to understand why and how but I stopped.  I'm still wary though of falling off the wagon especially if I get a ragged nail which funnily enough happened this morning.  I have to deal with it immediately otherwise I believe the gates of hell would open up again.  Notwithstanding it's a really filthy habit.

[algy]

What's this ice cream business?

Chelsea couldn't get in the ground, our head of security told them they'd have to wait as our stewards were having an ice-cream.

Haha, that's awesome.

"We're Aston Villa, we'll eat when we want"

[Brend'Watkins]

I can think of hundreds, no, thousands of reasons I don’t like them.

[Martin Carruthers]

It was raining and cold all day here yesterday, amazed anyone would even contemplate an ice cream!

[Brazilian Villain]

What's this ice cream business?

Chelsea couldn't get in the ground, our head of security told them they'd have to wait as our stewards were having an ice-cream.

"We're not flakey, we just don't like you!"

[Hookeysmith]

Hookey, can you confirm if you had a Flake and sauce?

No just hundreds and thousands

Sour faced twat Touchel - a match made in heaven with them

[danno]

He looks like he could use an ice cream tbh, the miserable bstrd.

[Hookeysmith]

Agree with others  - Jorghinio certainly did not complain about pen and the ref gave the red without seeing it again but in real time

Fuck off you fucking fuckers

[Brazilian Villain]

What a great story. Not the Sundae Chelsea were hoping for. Wankers

"Do you want to sorbet against us?"

[in exile]

Aston Vanilla

[ChicagoLion]

were nobodys Mr Whippy boys