Summer Transfer Thread and Gustavo Cisneros Type Rumours.

[Toronto Villa]

The £30m odd that Chelsea would want for Barkley needs to be spent on a proper quality winger. Leon Bailey please.

second post on this thread.

That is some feckin shout.

Lukejames - head scout ?

Unless Bailey turns into Bosko Balaban this season.

or Sasa Curcic

[LeonW]

The £30m odd that Chelsea would want for Barkley needs to be spent on a proper quality winger. Leon Bailey please.

second post on this thread.

That is some feckin shout.

Lukejames - head scout ?

Unless Bailey turns into Bosko Balaban this season.

or Sasa Curcic

I remember at the time being really excited that we’d signed Curcic. What a let down.

[DrGonzo]

What curcic lakes in ability he makes up with in insanity, I spent about 2 hours discussing him with some Serbian nutters at a festival in Novi Sad about 8 years ago.

[Sexual Ealing]

He didn't lack any ability. He retired from football in order to concentrate on sex. Any one of us would do the same. That's why I didn't make it as a pro, in fact. The only reason.

[danno]

I think I saw one his few good games, a 2-0 home win against Leeds in 1997. He played on the right and caused havoc. Went home thinking we had a new hero.

[Drummond]

He didn't lack any ability. He retired from football in order to concentrate on sex. Any one of us would do the same. That's why I didn't make it as a pro, in fact. The only reason.

And you retired to Ealing.

[Risso]

He didn't lack any ability. He retired from football in order to concentrate on sex. Any one of us would do the same. That's why I didn't make it as a pro, in fact. The only reason.

I'm almost as bad at the latter as I am the former.

[cdbearsfan]

I'm as prolific as Keinan Davis in each.

[Des Little]

I won’t be troubling the Golden Boot engraver either.

[dave.woodhall]

Can I shoehorn the Gary Shaw quote in here plese?

[Percy McCarthy]

Can I shoehorn the Gary Shaw quote in here plese?

Please do.

[algy]

What curcic lakes in ability he makes up with in insanity, I spent about 2 hours discussing him with some Serbian nutters at a festival in Novi Sad about 8 years ago.

Haha, I talked about Sasa Curcic and Savo with random Serbs at the same festival, albeit a few years before (2006 and 2007).  Did you meet the dodgy giant blonde police dude at the gates on the Sunday?  It was weird, he tried to sell us illicit substances both years & didn't seem to understand why we might be a little reticent to do any such transactions with, you know, the actual police.

[TheMalandro]

I'm sure after this, you will all want to sign Cantwell (or stick a cigar in your eyes)

https://twitter.com/avfcgabe/status/1422906888031768577?s=19

[PeterWithe]

Jesus wept, just as I thought I couldn't hate football any more.

[TheMalandro]

Jesus wept, just as I thought I couldn't hate football any more.

I thought he was the most punchable footballer in his first season at Norwich