Summer Transfer Thread and Gustavo Cisneros Type Rumours.

[Brazilian Villain]

I work right by villa Park and the club shop was letting fireworks off at about 2pm this afternoon in Broad day light. No idea why mind

'V for Villa' innit?

Yeah but my mom and dad own a villa in Portugal and my auto correct never picks up Villa as being the name of Aston Villa and just assumes I mean villa as in the house.

TBH didn't clock the small 'v', was more a reference to the fireworks and this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_for_Vendetta_(film)

[eamonn]

Be a hell of a signing if we could get Maddison.

Signing James Corden would be even more impressive in a way.

[Brend'Watkins]

Be a hell of a signing if we could get Maddison.

Signing James Corden would be even more impressive in a way.

Yeah, we never really replaced the fat bloke in the pink suit.

[frank black]

Jacks got a secret buy out clause apparently….but don’t tell anyone, promise?!

[Mister E]

I've just read the BBC's transfer rumours and am happy to report that we are not mentioned at all. I love it that we seem to operate under the radar these days.

[john2710]

The idea of a release clause is that you pay a premium to buy the player.
A player that we value at £100m, is not going to have a release clause of £100m. That would be pointless.

[aev]

The idea of a release clause is that you pay a premium to buy the player.
A player that we value at £100m, is not going to have a release clause of £100m. That would be pointless.

Unless of course, that was the only way he would sign a new deal last year.

[eamonn]

Yes, it was last season that his reputation rocketed. So any sell-on clause negotiated last summer would be a fair bit less than now if based on market value.

[Villan82]

The idea of a release clause is that you pay a premium to buy the player.
A player that we value at £100m, is not going to have a release clause of £100m. That would be pointless.

Sorry, but that is wrong. Sometimes a player will only sign a contract if there is a minimum fee release clause, as: sometimes, it is low as per Delph.

[Ian.]

Be a hell of a signing if we could get Maddison.

Signing James Corden would be even more impressive in a way.

Is he a DM?

[exigo]

AEG is not a player I would be letting go, he is a man who scores and a man who lays on assists.

And we can bring him on in the 119th minute of next season's European games to take a penalty. </Southgate mode>

[DrGonzo]

Be a hell of a signing if we could get Maddison.

Signing James Corden would be even more impressive in a way.

Is he a DM?

Hopefully he's still in America, a situation that should be encouraged.

[KevinGage]

Britain's loss is America's loss also.

[OCD]

Apparently we're in for Carney's brother, Caleb Chukwuemeka.

[eamonn]

Aren't they the Kings of Leon?