Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm

[Lastfootstamper]

Eid's rubbish for football-related puns.

[AlexAlexCropley]

On me Eid son

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

I am one of them "They" as you call it and I do make fun of various things to do with "Them"  on here. There is a difference between anti-muslim and anti-islam comments. Criticism of Islam is acceptable and many on here who I respect have made such comments and that's ok. Just climb off the mountain you have placed yourself on.

Mountains (not coming to him so he will have to go to them) tend to be associated with Muhammed, Jesus (sermons on ) seemed to prefer mounts.

[Lastfootstamper]

On me Eid son

And that'd be it, I reckon.

[German James]

These are Easter puns. I wouldn't draw Mohammed into this...

Buddha'm sure every religion is a potential mecca for humourous wordplay, if you sikh it out.

[Risso]

I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

I am one of them "They" as you call it and I do make fun of various things to do with "Them"  on here. There is a difference between anti-muslim and anti-islam comments. Criticism of Islam is acceptable and many on here who I respect have made such comments and that's ok. Just climb off the mountain you have placed yourself on.

EI'd take the piss out of Islam, but don't really know enough about it to make any puns. So on a lovely sunni day, when we sadly can't be at Villa park because of Quran-tine rules, let's hope that Emi, Cash, Konsa Mings and Targett are our 5 pillars.

[Three Spires Villa]

Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

[JuanMartinez]

It’s been an explosive weekend of football so far, let’s hope our game follows suit.

[Risso]

Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Yeah no, Jack felt it a bit on the grass, or the 3G running machine. He'll definitely be back next week for Liverpool, but if not then Chelsea on the last day of the season like we said all along.

[dave.woodhall]

Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Yeah no, Jack felt it a bit on the grass, or the 3G running machine. He'll definitely be back next week for Liverpool, but if not then Chelsea on the last day of the season like we said all along.

I think you've made your point on that one.

[German James]

It’s been an explosive weekend of football so far, let’s hope our game follows suit.

In the unlikely event you mean "explosive" in the sense of "exciting, then I quite agree. Although the statement is a little obvious.
If you used the word as an attempt to make you own Islam-pun, you're a ******.
Your choice.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Japanese whispers not Chinese.
Shintoism.

[Three Spires Villa]

Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Yeah no, Jack felt it a bit on the grass, or the 3G running machine. He'll definitely be back next week for Liverpool, but if not then Chelsea on the last day of the season like we said all along.

I think you've made your point on that one.

Well it’s a problem if true!

[PaulTheVillan]

No Jack?

Change my 2-2 to a 1-2

[Legion]

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