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Title: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 31, 2021, 11:19:30 PM
We all hope the expected return of captain Jack will galvanize the club and all of us and get us back to winning ways. Nobody is expecting a ten game win streak like last time he was out for a significant spell as we are playing at a much higher level. But I hope it will at least reignite our stuttering season starting with a win this weekend against a much improved Fulham side that has Newcastle in its sights. This won’t be easy at all but I think we will get a much needed victory.

I’ll go 2-0 - Watkins and Konsa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: JuanMartinez on March 31, 2021, 11:23:06 PM
4-2

Jack 2, Ollie, Ginnie.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Ads on April 01, 2021, 07:17:51 AM
Martinez

Targett
Mings
Konsa
Cash

Luiz
Sanson

McGinn

Grealish
Watkins
Traore

4-0 Villa, with all four goals coming I'm the first half. Or a win, any win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Legion on April 01, 2021, 09:35:07 AM
0-2.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Drummond on April 01, 2021, 09:35:21 AM
I'd like us to start without Grealish. Hammer them then bring him on for a late hat-trick cameo...

Could be tight.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: ChicagoLion on April 01, 2021, 09:37:48 AM
Massive game for Fulham. I expect them to get something from it.
We are the sort of team you want to play if you are in a relegation scrap, poor form and nothing to play for.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Nev on April 01, 2021, 09:41:10 AM
This feels like a bit of a reset moment, particularly with the return of Grealish. One would hope that this will galvanise a strong finish to the season, in fact I've held the belief that our season will pan out this way. Following a good start we would dip (I didn't legislate for the captain being injured though) and then finish well. Hopefully this will be the case starting on Easter Sunday.

3-1
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: eamonn on April 01, 2021, 10:39:31 AM
March is over, no fcuking excuses. Let's have an April like 2008/2019.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: brontebilly on April 01, 2021, 10:55:09 AM
Will be interesting to see where Grealish is picked. On left or at 10. Likely to be the former given how poor our other options have been in that position. Important game for us. Think we should be leaving McGinn on the bench after the hectic week he had with Scotland. Sanson and even Barks have had the benefit I hope of some intensive training and maybe should be given a go.

----------Martinez
Cash, Konsa, Mings, Targett
------Luiz, Nakamba
Sanson, Barkley, Grealish
-----------Watkins
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: N'ZMAV on April 01, 2021, 11:03:09 AM
Hopefully get Barkley and Grealish back in the team for this. I'd go....

Martinez

Cash
Konsa
Mings
Targett

Nakamba
McGinn

Traore
Barkley
Grealish

Watkins
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Brend'Watkins on April 01, 2021, 12:01:14 PM
Fulham are no mugs, they have a good attacking threat.  With Jack back we'll be too strong for them though.  We will win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 01, 2021, 12:40:02 PM
Fulham are a real Jekyll & Hyde team. They were a shambles in the opening weeks of the season and can still look shambolic at times but recently I have also seen them put in far better performances than Newcastle, Albion and Sheffield United have lately.

Villa to win by the only goal of the game.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Sexual Ealing on April 01, 2021, 12:52:42 PM
Wrong thread!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: darren woolley on April 01, 2021, 01:51:40 PM
I'm going for a 2-0 win with Watkins and Traore scoring.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on April 01, 2021, 02:29:38 PM
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish

4-0 at halftime, take Grealish off. Win 10 in a row
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: VinnieChase84 on April 01, 2021, 02:46:53 PM
                      Martinez
        Cashy Konsa Mings Targett
                      Luiz
               Sanson  Mcginn
     Traore        Watkins       Jack
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: algy on April 01, 2021, 05:11:55 PM
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish

4-0 at halftime, take Grealish off. Win 10 in a row
I know he's brilliant, but I think you're over-egging Jack there. Should be

Martinez
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Grealish
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Deano's Mullet on April 01, 2021, 05:34:18 PM
Just bloody win, Villa.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Jon Crofts on April 01, 2021, 10:44:16 PM
Villa 3 Shit town near Chelsea 0
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: RamboandBruno on April 01, 2021, 10:51:07 PM
Their fighting for their lives, we’re mid table and in poor form, would normally have away shock all over it, but the Grealish factor is huge, especially as you would of thought he’ll be fighting for his euro spot after so long out and with an England manager who doesn’t need much excuse not to play him.
2-1 Villa (Watkins, Grealish).

Think after his exploits for Scotland we should push McGinn further up with Sanson and Luiz holding. Traore should be the only out of form winger picked, the rest picks itself.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: robbo1874 on April 01, 2021, 11:24:18 PM
Was texting my Fulham mate about this one a couple of weeks ago. Seems like we’d both forgotten the international break was happening. I’d gone with 1-1 and he’d gone 1-0 Fulham. We got back to it yesterday and he asked if Grealish was still injured. I said no JG is back and he just replied Doh! I’ve really got no idea how this one will go. Hopefully a Villa win and a clean sheet. I’d be tempted to start with Jack on the bench and see what happens.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: dicedlam on April 02, 2021, 09:47:04 AM
3-1 (Watkins 2, Traore)

I would like to see Deano introduce some of the younger players from the bench over the next ten games starting with Louie Barry and Aaron Ramsey. A perfect opportunity and very little pressure on them to perform.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Pete3206 on April 02, 2021, 10:56:07 AM
                Emi
Cash  Konsa  Mings  Targett
                Marv
        Barkley      SJM
El Ghazi                    Jack
               Watkins

Subs: Heaton, Doug, Sanson, Davis, Bert, Engels, Elmo, Ramsey, Taylor

2-0 win
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: robbo1874 on April 02, 2021, 11:33:43 AM
                Emi
Cash  Konsa  Mings  Targett
                Marv
        Barkley      SJM
El Ghazi                    Jack
               Watkins

Subs: Heaton, Doug, Sanson, Davis, Bert, Engels, Elmo, Ramsey, Taylor

2-0 win
maybe swap Barkley for Ramsey J. And that looks alright.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: in exile on April 02, 2021, 11:56:31 AM
2-1 with Fulham to score first.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Risso on April 02, 2021, 12:22:35 PM
We really do need to win this with games against Liverpool and Mn City coming up. I really couldn't face finishing below the likes of Leeds in their first season back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Allan C on April 02, 2021, 12:37:15 PM
3-0 Villa, Watkins to get 2  don’t care who gets the other
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Skerra on April 02, 2021, 04:59:53 PM
Dean is saying he’s hopeful that Jack will be fit for Fulham match.
As far as the euros go, and knowing Southgate, I think he may just sneak Jack in the squad and, have him warming the bench with Mings. Doubt very much that Ollie will even make the squad. Plus, as far as Villa go, it is more than obvious that Dean is playing McGinn in the wrong position. Forget Trez and El Ghazi, be brave and push McGinn up as an old style inside forward with Jack taking a wider role.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Steve67 on April 02, 2021, 05:46:41 PM
Villa are usually good at helping out the opposition when they are in crap form, so I am glad we've had a break to get their collective heads together.  A win, any win, by any score, no matter how scabby, will be very welcome.  Stop the rot. 
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Goldie.7 on April 02, 2021, 08:24:01 PM
Nailed on 1-1, 4-2-3-1 formation with McGinn back to being an ineffective defensive player.

Davis was excellent when he came on against spuds and should be given a start alongside Watkins, but he won't be because Smith only knows two formations; 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1.

Meanwhile... Leicester have won their last three matches playing with two up front after switching it up from their usual 3-4-3.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: RamboandBruno on April 03, 2021, 12:01:07 PM
We really do need to win this with games against Liverpool and Mn City coming up. I really couldn't face finishing below the likes of Leeds in their first season back.

Had a quick look at the table today and they’ll be above us if the beat Sheffield today, albeit played a couple of games more. Made me feel very twitchy!! We absolutely have to finish above them lot!

Apparently Fulham haven’t lost in 8 away games? Lots of draws I guess. Jack has to play, I think comments of easing him in off the bench are wide of the mark.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Dante Lavelli on April 03, 2021, 10:12:34 PM
Hopefully the WBA match will mean we are not complacent tomorrow.  I’m not confident.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Zia of Rivia on April 03, 2021, 10:37:33 PM
2-1 to us. Winner from a winger. Just not sure which one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: PaulWinch again on April 04, 2021, 01:49:26 AM
Could do with a win in this one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: PaulTheVillan on April 04, 2021, 07:51:20 AM
A must win IMO

Martinez

Cash
Konsa
Mings
Target

McGinn
Nakamba
Sanson

Traore
Watkins
Grealish
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Drummond on April 04, 2021, 08:12:03 AM
A must win IMO


Why a must win?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Meanwood Villa on April 04, 2021, 08:15:38 AM
It clearly isn't a must win because we're safe and got nothing to play for. However, I can see why people are putting importance on this one if we don't want to completely limp over the line. There aren't many winnable games on paper left and this is one of them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Dazvillain on April 04, 2021, 09:06:25 AM
One of the few people to agree with me.... DS has not learnt previously from not leaving SJM out after hectic internationals. He’s previously always had poor games or tiered back with us.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 04, 2021, 09:20:07 AM
A must win IMO


Why a must win?

Which are the must not win games ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: PaulTheVillan on April 04, 2021, 09:38:09 AM
2 wins in the previous 10.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Ads on April 04, 2021, 09:52:15 AM
Can win, should win, must win, will fucking win.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: WarszaVillan on April 04, 2021, 10:00:47 AM
Hard to call this one. It's not going to be easy and Fulham can be half decent on their day. Hoping that with Jack coming back this will be the start of our good end of season run.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: JuanMartinez on April 04, 2021, 10:26:00 AM
2 wins in the previous 10.

That’s the Easter spirit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 10:32:15 AM
2 wins in the previous 10.

That’s the Easter spirit.

To be fair Albion rose from the dead yesterday  ;)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 04, 2021, 10:58:41 AM
2 wins in the previous 10.

That’s the Easter spirit.

To be fair Albion rose from the dead yesterday  ;)

 But Jesus wasn't still 7 points from safety with an inferior goal difference having played a game more.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Behind Bluenose Lines on April 04, 2021, 11:11:44 AM
Happy Easter, one and all!

A win would be nice, Villa. Please.

Thanks! XXX

John McGinn to score, mayhap?



Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 04, 2021, 11:12:39 AM
2 wins in the previous 10.

That’s the Easter spirit.

To be fair Albion rose from the dead yesterday  ;)

 But Jesus wasn't still 7 points from safety with an inferior goal difference having played a game more.
Romans away was always going to be tough
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: gpbarr on April 04, 2021, 11:31:02 AM
0-1 loss - Fulham will be right up for this, we have nothing to play for and are in terrible form.

Big summer ahead
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Risso on April 04, 2021, 11:45:54 AM
We haven't got anybody who's good on crosses.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Lastfootstamper on April 04, 2021, 11:52:15 AM
I honestly can't entertain anything other than a Villa win today, even with how lacklustre we've looked recently. They've lost half their games, all but damn it. Even their recent form isn't great, a bizarre win at Anfield the only one in five. If they can't score against leaky sides, they certainly won't today.
Us several, Watkins with most of them, them none.
Someone earlier said about resting McGinn after his herculean national efforts. I'd go along with that, certainly if Grealish is back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 11:59:10 AM
Newcastle have won two games out of the last eighteen.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: LeeB on April 04, 2021, 12:16:08 PM
We haven't got anybody who's good on crosses.

We did come back from the dead last season though
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: RamboandBruno on April 04, 2021, 12:26:50 PM
I wouldn’t rest McGinn, he’ll be flying after scoring three goals in the last 2 games for Scotland. Instead release the bats and push him further up, behind Ollie, jack and Traore. Have Sanson and Luiz sitting.
Looking forwards to seeing Jack and Targett combining again today down the left, Targetts got forward well the last few games, to find El Ghazi dawdling, or Tez chasing his tail in a circle.
I’m sure Fulham will be targeting this as one the games they should win. But start on the front foot, get an early goal and we’ll do them.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: olaftab on April 04, 2021, 12:27:34 PM
You can all make fun and mock the day of the Lord as much as you like but be warned a special place in hell awaits. It is the sin of the highest order to stage a trivial game of leisure activity on Easter Sunday.
-Disgusted of Aston Parish.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: TelfordVilla on April 04, 2021, 12:32:36 PM
medieval mumbo jumbo. Villa to win and get back on track.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: German James on April 04, 2021, 12:38:35 PM
We haven't got anybody who's good on crosses.
Nailed it!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Villa Lew on April 04, 2021, 12:52:04 PM
We haven't got anybody who's good on crosses.
Nailed it!
You should be crucified for that comment.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Ads on April 04, 2021, 12:55:52 PM
The Calvary is arriving today with Super Jack back.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Louzie0 on April 04, 2021, 01:04:13 PM
I’m eggscited about that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 01:11:55 PM
You can all make fun and mock the day of the Lord as much as you like but be warned a special place in hell awaits. It is the sin of the highest order to stage a trivial game of leisure activity on Easter Sunday.
-Disgusted of Aston Parish.

Surely hell is hell, end of. Why would there be a particularly special part of hell that is more hellish than regular hell?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Three Spires Villa on April 04, 2021, 01:15:29 PM
A win today and a good performance, no excuses. 2-0 Villa. Ollie (2)
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Villa Lew on April 04, 2021, 01:16:13 PM
Mitrovic may start for them, having scored 5 goals for Serbia in 3 matches, not started many games for Fulham this season. Agree with R & B wouldn't rest McGinn and would play him further forward, also think Sanson deserves another start. Great to see Jack back, hopefully he's fit enough to start, if not get at least 30 mins game time.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Hinckley Dave on April 04, 2021, 01:20:36 PM
I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 04, 2021, 01:26:58 PM
You can all make fun and mock the day of the Lord as much as you like but be warned a special place in hell awaits. It is the sin of the highest order to stage a trivial game of leisure activity on Easter Sunday.
-Disgusted of Aston Parish.

Surely hell is hell, end of. Why would there be a particularly special part of hell that is more hellish than regular hell?

Isn't that covered off by Dante's Inferno with nine circles of hell ?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: PaulTheVillan on April 04, 2021, 01:29:54 PM
Ah. Easter. Great day for the dairy industry bastards.

2-2 draw.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Louzie0 on April 04, 2021, 01:34:05 PM
If you don’t mind it, Hinckley Dave, you don’t need the ‘But...’

Happy Easter to everyone here on H&V, comedians and jokesters of all persuasions included.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 01:34:41 PM
You can all make fun and mock the day of the Lord as much as you like but be warned a special place in hell awaits. It is the sin of the highest order to stage a trivial game of leisure activity on Easter Sunday.
-Disgusted of Aston Parish.

Surely hell is hell, end of. Why would there be a particularly special part of hell that is more hellish than regular hell?

Isn't that covered off by Dante's Inferno with nine circles of hell ?

My youngest daughter has a school friend called Dante. I will ask him.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Villa Lew on April 04, 2021, 01:37:40 PM
I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.
Yeah I'm a Christian and I don't mind it, but good point you make about saying anything anti Muslim.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Ads on April 04, 2021, 01:41:39 PM
I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

These are Easter puns. I wouldn't draw Mohammed into this...
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 01:42:27 PM
I wonder what football hell looks like. I always imagined football purgatory to be like the journey to Selhust Park and football hell being like arriving at Selhurst Park.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Louzie0 on April 04, 2021, 01:57:44 PM
It may not be as far away from VP as that, Damo.
There’s a candidate or two within a few miles, according to threads on here!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: olaftab on April 04, 2021, 02:01:05 PM
I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.
I am one of them "They" as you call it and I do make fun of various things to do with "Them"  on here. There is a difference between anti-muslim and anti-islam comments. Criticism of Islam is acceptable and many on here who I respect have made such comments and that's ok. Just climb off the mountain you have placed yourself on.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: eamonn on April 04, 2021, 02:20:45 PM
So is Jack going to be our saviour today? We've given him up for Lent, it's time for his resurrection.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: JuanMartinez on April 04, 2021, 02:22:53 PM
Let’s hope we have the same the level of tolerated “humour” come Eid.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 04, 2021, 02:26:20 PM
I hope not, puns are shite.

No, not Shi'ite.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Lastfootstamper on April 04, 2021, 02:28:44 PM
Eid's rubbish for football-related puns.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on April 04, 2021, 02:29:38 PM
On me Eid son
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 04, 2021, 02:32:25 PM
I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.
I am one of them "They" as you call it and I do make fun of various things to do with "Them"  on here. There is a difference between anti-muslim and anti-islam comments. Criticism of Islam is acceptable and many on here who I respect have made such comments and that's ok. Just climb off the mountain you have placed yourself on.
Mountains (not coming to him so he will have to go to them) tend to be associated with Muhammed, Jesus (sermons on ) seemed to prefer mounts.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Lastfootstamper on April 04, 2021, 02:33:47 PM
On me Eid son

And that'd be it, I reckon.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: German James on April 04, 2021, 02:36:42 PM
These are Easter puns. I wouldn't draw Mohammed into this...
Buddha'm sure every religion is a potential mecca for humourous wordplay, if you sikh it out.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Risso on April 04, 2021, 02:41:29 PM
I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.
I am one of them "They" as you call it and I do make fun of various things to do with "Them"  on here. There is a difference between anti-muslim and anti-islam comments. Criticism of Islam is acceptable and many on here who I respect have made such comments and that's ok. Just climb off the mountain you have placed yourself on.

EI'd take the piss out of Islam, but don't really know enough about it to make any puns. So on a lovely sunni day, when we sadly can't be at Villa park because of Quran-tine rules, let's hope that Emi, Cash, Konsa Mings and Targett are our 5 pillars.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Three Spires Villa on April 04, 2021, 02:44:49 PM
Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: JuanMartinez on April 04, 2021, 02:45:22 PM
It’s been an explosive weekend of football so far, let’s hope our game follows suit.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Risso on April 04, 2021, 02:50:57 PM
Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Yeah no, Jack felt it a bit on the grass, or the 3G running machine. He'll definitely be back next week for Liverpool, but if not then Chelsea on the last day of the season like we said all along.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 04, 2021, 02:52:49 PM
Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Yeah no, Jack felt it a bit on the grass, or the 3G running machine. He'll definitely be back next week for Liverpool, but if not then Chelsea on the last day of the season like we said all along.

I think you've made your point on that one.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: German James on April 04, 2021, 02:54:31 PM
It’s been an explosive weekend of football so far, let’s hope our game follows suit.
In the unlikely event you mean "explosive" in the sense of "exciting, then I quite agree. Although the statement is a little obvious.
If you used the word as an attempt to make you own Islam-pun, you're a ******.
Your choice.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 04, 2021, 02:54:50 PM
Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Japanese whispers not Chinese.
Shintoism.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Three Spires Villa on April 04, 2021, 02:55:54 PM
Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

Yeah no, Jack felt it a bit on the grass, or the 3G running machine. He'll definitely be back next week for Liverpool, but if not then Chelsea on the last day of the season like we said all along.

I think you've made your point on that one.

Well it’s a problem if true!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: PaulTheVillan on April 04, 2021, 02:56:54 PM
No Jack?

Change my 2-2 to a 1-2
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Legion on April 04, 2021, 03:11:09 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56553198
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Risso on April 04, 2021, 03:12:30 PM
Look on the bright side, if we lose then Newcastle drop into the bottom three. Not that we're going to lose of course.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: N'ZMAV on April 04, 2021, 03:14:42 PM
Can see them being a bit lively for us today.

We’re going to have to find out shooting boots to win this.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Three Spires Villa on April 04, 2021, 03:16:05 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56553198

Hope so Legion!
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: N'ZMAV on April 04, 2021, 03:16:39 PM
It’s been an explosive weekend of football so far, let’s hope our game follows suit.
In the unlikely event you mean "explosive" in the sense of "exciting, then I quite agree. Although the statement is a little obvious.
If you used the word as an attempt to make you own Islam-pun, you're a ******.
Your choice.
it may just mean JM thinks the amount of goals in today’s games have made them exciting.

Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: German James on April 04, 2021, 03:17:51 PM
It’s been an explosive weekend of football so far, let’s hope our game follows suit.
In the unlikely event you mean "explosive" in the sense of "exciting, then I quite agree. Although the statement is a little obvious.
If you used the word as an attempt to make you own Islam-pun, you're a ******.
Your choice.
it may just mean JM thinks the amount of goals in today’s games have made them exciting.


It may. Just as I wrote.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Legion on April 04, 2021, 03:20:44 PM
Can we get back to football and leave mythological religious mumbo-jumbo in OT, please?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 04, 2021, 03:23:01 PM
Can we get back to football and leave mythological religious mumbo-jumbo in OT, please?

Thank God for that.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Drummond on April 04, 2021, 03:25:23 PM
Amen
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Drummond on April 04, 2021, 03:26:11 PM
Are we walking out to Black Sabbath?
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 04, 2021, 03:31:04 PM
No Grealish. ☹
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: CT on April 04, 2021, 03:31:51 PM
No Jack, not even on the bench. Draw 1-1.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Legion on April 04, 2021, 03:32:55 PM
Any one else heard the rumours that Jacks not playing today. I hate posting shit like this, so yes why are you doing it then!! But I have had a few messages that Jack is out. Probably the normal Chinese whispers, Twitter bull shit!

I've just gone from yeah, right, whatever to oh, FFS.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 03:49:30 PM
Apparently not quite fit for todays game but should be fit for the next.

It is deja vu all over again. Let's hope it isn't the same repeat to fade story for the rest of the season.
Title: Re: Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm
Post by: Damo70 on April 04, 2021, 04:03:48 PM
Fulham have gone eight away games without defeat.

Fulham's only away win at Villa Park in seventeen attempts came in their last game at Villa Park seven years ago.
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