Aston Villa vs Fulham pre match thread - Sunday, April 4th - 4.30pm

[Three Spires Villa]

A win today and a good performance, no excuses. 2-0 Villa. Ollie (2)

[Villa Lew]

Mitrovic may start for them, having scored 5 goals for Serbia in 3 matches, not started many games for Fulham this season. Agree with R & B wouldn't rest McGinn and would play him further forward, also think Sanson deserves another start. Great to see Jack back, hopefully he's fit enough to start, if not get at least 30 mins game time.

[Hinckley Dave]

I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

You can all make fun and mock the day of the Lord as much as you like but be warned a special place in hell awaits. It is the sin of the highest order to stage a trivial game of leisure activity on Easter Sunday.
-Disgusted of Aston Parish.

Surely hell is hell, end of. Why would there be a particularly special part of hell that is more hellish than regular hell?

Isn't that covered off by Dante's Inferno with nine circles of hell ?

[PaulTheVillan]

Ah. Easter. Great day for the dairy industry bastards.

2-2 draw.

[Louzie0]

If you don’t mind it, Hinckley Dave, you don’t need the ‘But...’

Happy Easter to everyone here on H&V, comedians and jokesters of all persuasions included.

[Damo70]

You can all make fun and mock the day of the Lord as much as you like but be warned a special place in hell awaits. It is the sin of the highest order to stage a trivial game of leisure activity on Easter Sunday.
-Disgusted of Aston Parish.

Surely hell is hell, end of. Why would there be a particularly special part of hell that is more hellish than regular hell?

Isn't that covered off by Dante's Inferno with nine circles of hell ?

My youngest daughter has a school friend called Dante. I will ask him.

[Villa Lew]

I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

Yeah I'm a Christian and I don't mind it, but good point you make about saying anything anti Muslim.

[Ads]

I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

These are Easter puns. I wouldn't draw Mohammed into this...

[Damo70]

I wonder what football hell looks like. I always imagined football purgatory to be like the journey to Selhust Park and football hell being like arriving at Selhurst Park.

[Louzie0]

It may not be as far away from VP as that, Damo.
There’s a candidate or two within a few miles, according to threads on here!

[olaftab]

I don't mind it personally, no problem. But be interesting to hear all the piss taking out of Mohammed and all that bollocks come Eid time or whatever they call it! Like I say I ain't fussed but just saying some could be offended and I can imagine the hypocritical backlash on here if someone did dare say anything anti Muslim.

I am one of them "They" as you call it and I do make fun of various things to do with "Them"  on here. There is a difference between anti-muslim and anti-islam comments. Criticism of Islam is acceptable and many on here who I respect have made such comments and that's ok. Just climb off the mountain you have placed yourself on.

[eamonn]

So is Jack going to be our saviour today? We've given him up for Lent, it's time for his resurrection.

[JuanMartinez]

Let’s hope we have the same the level of tolerated “humour” come Eid.

[cdbearsfan]

I hope not, puns are shite.

No, not Shi'ite.