Aston Villa v Tottingham Hotspurts - Pre Match Thread - Sunday - 19.30

[N'ZMAV]

we're going to batter them

[Deano's Mullet]

Can’t see us scoring and teams that need a result often get the lift the need by playing Villa. 2-0 defeat.

[clash city rocker]

They are a cockney version of the dingles.

[Jon Crofts]

I've a moderate to high medium dislike of Chelsea.
I'm indifferent about Arsenal although lately they're just good comedy value.
Fulham are just a nice family club near Chelsea.
Palace I can take them or leave them.
West Ham I have a medium dislike of based purely on going there in the 70s & their owners.
Spurs can fuck right off though the north London shitters and their big eared Gary Lineker, lucky for Spurs when the year ends in 1 bollocks, Ozzies dream fuckers, Ricky Villa's goal, Gazzas tears, fuck the fucking fuckers.

[LeeB]

It's Sunday evening, so I expect a barnstorming performance and a 5-1 win.

[Nev]

Ain't got a fucking clue.

3-3

[JuanMartinez]

You missed out Mike Dean goal celebrating chunt.

[Sexual Ealing]

I've a moderate to high medium dislike of Chelsea.
I'm indifferent about Arsenal although lately they're just good comedy value.
Fulham are just a nice family club near Chelsea.
Palace I can take them or leave them.
West Ham I have a medium dislike of based purely on going there in the 70s & their owners.
Spurs can fuck right off though the north London shitters and their big eared Gary Lineker, lucky for Spurs when the year ends in 1 bollocks, Ozzies dream fuckers, Ricky Villa's goal, Gazzas tears, fuck the fucking fuckers.

Similar for me. Hate Spurs, West Ham and Chelsea, don't mind any other London club. Soft spot for Brentford.

[rjp]

I've a moderate to high medium dislike of Chelsea.
I'm indifferent about Arsenal although lately they're just good comedy value.
Fulham are just a nice family club near Chelsea.
Palace I can take them or leave them.
West Ham I have a medium dislike of based purely on going there in the 70s & their owners.
Spurs can fuck right off though the north London shitters and their big eared Gary Lineker, lucky for Spurs when the year ends in 1 bollocks, Ozzies dream fuckers, Ricky Villa's goal, Gazzas tears, fuck the fucking fuckers.

Hear hear.  They are the Birmingham City of North London.

[Lastfootstamper]

Hoddle, H*dge, Perryman, Archibald, Bale, Jenas, all ******.

[CT]

I've a moderate to high medium dislike of Chelsea.
I'm indifferent about Arsenal although lately they're just good comedy value.
Fulham are just a nice family club near Chelsea.
Palace I can take them or leave them.
West Ham I have a medium dislike of based purely on going there in the 70s & their owners.
Spurs can fuck right off though the north London shitters and their big eared Gary Lineker, lucky for Spurs when the year ends in 1 bollocks, Ozzies dream fuckers, Ricky Villa's goal, Gazzas tears, fuck the fucking fuckers.

....and that fucking song where Ossie Ardilles gets to sing “in the cup for Tottingham”....

It’s Sunday night. They’re getting smashed.

[kippaxvilla2]

Now then if ever you are even remotely tempted to do the ‘Tottenham are fantastic, their stadium is awesome, they are a model for us to follow’ mantra then just watch this as your treatment to get over such thoughts immediately.  The most offensive piece comes at 2:28.

https://youtu.be/gnYjI17lPso

[Jon Crofts]

Lets not forget Chas & Fucking Dave either, wash out yer gills and jellied eels are good for yer brain.

[darren woolley]

I reckon a 1-1 draw.

[Dr_Fegg]

I've a moderate to high medium dislike of Chelsea.
I'm indifferent about Arsenal although lately they're just good comedy value.
Fulham are just a nice family club near Chelsea.
Palace I can take them or leave them.
West Ham I have a medium dislike of based purely on going there in the 70s & their owners.
Spurs can fuck right off though the north London shitters and their big eared Gary Lineker, lucky for Spurs when the year ends in 1 bollocks, Ozzies dream fuckers, Ricky Villa's goal, Gazzas tears, fuck the fucking fuckers.

This.

Detestable fans and a pointless club who think they're the dogs because they play in London. Millwall have more class.

And a special place in hell for Levy, how dare you try and kick us when were down you snidey fucker.

Win - dont care how, dont care if VAR overrule them and dont care if its a deflection just win