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Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1605 on: October 14, 2022, 12:41:31 PM »

Offline Pat Mustard

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1606 on: October 14, 2022, 01:03:12 PM »
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_Vicky

Not entirely sure if this is what Purslow is thinking of for Villa Live.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1607 on: October 14, 2022, 01:07:54 PM »
"A magician suggested that she perform a magic act by removing unusual objects from her vagina"

It's amusing trying to imagine the circumstances in which this conversation took place.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1608 on: October 14, 2022, 01:08:15 PM »
I'd rather watch Sticky Vicky than Stupid Steven, tbf.

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1609 on: October 14, 2022, 01:08:47 PM »
"A magician suggested that she perform a magic act by removing unusual objects from her vagina"

It's amusing trying to imagine the circumstances in which this conversation took place.

It's a bold chat up line, fair play.

Offline Risso

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1610 on: October 14, 2022, 01:12:34 PM »
Her chuff must have been like an empty headlock.

Offline CT Villan

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1611 on: October 14, 2022, 01:13:29 PM »
Any chance she could find a world-class striker in there for us ?

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1612 on: October 14, 2022, 01:16:15 PM »
[Mick McCarthy gif]Is he any good in the hole?[/Mick McCarthy gif]

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1613 on: October 14, 2022, 01:17:57 PM »
'Leyton did not characterise herself or the show as pornographic: "To do what I do you must have a lot of delicacy. It is necessary to give it a touch of elegance".'

Hmm.

Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1614 on: October 14, 2022, 01:27:29 PM »
Let's move on from this.

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1615 on: October 14, 2022, 01:59:46 PM »


I bet it's more fun than watching Springsteen as well.

Definitely. More importantly, your daughter won't forget the gig in a hurry. Especially if you go for the eye-wateringly expensive tickets up the front.

The "dynamic pricing" for Pink means tickets are now averaging about £400 each. I'll buy her a DVD instead I think.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1616 on: October 14, 2022, 02:01:03 PM »
They need to ban that nonsense.

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1617 on: October 14, 2022, 02:31:05 PM »


I bet it's more fun than watching Springsteen as well.

Definitely. More importantly, your daughter won't forget the gig in a hurry. Especially if you go for the eye-wateringly expensive tickets up the front.

The "dynamic pricing" for Pink means tickets are now averaging about £400 each. I'll buy her a DVD instead I think.

Couldn't you get her to play your back garden?

Offline frank black

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1618 on: October 14, 2022, 02:43:28 PM »
They need to ban that nonsense.

They do indeed, absolute disgraceful behavior from toutmaster and the artists. Off topic apologies

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Re: Villa Park Redevelopment
« Reply #1619 on: October 14, 2022, 02:54:22 PM »


I bet it's more fun than watching Springsteen as well.

Definitely. More importantly, your daughter won't forget the gig in a hurry. Especially if you go for the eye-wateringly expensive tickets up the front.

The "dynamic pricing" for Pink means tickets are now averaging about £400 each. I'll buy her a DVD instead I think.

I thought it was outrageous at £104 when I looked at the presale!

 


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