Father, did you hear about Jack shaking his head on the bench for five minutes? I'd never thought I'd see the like. What next? Someone will be murdered, and then where are we? Drive-by shootings in the night, it'll be like "Boyz N The Hood" and we'll have whores selling their wares on the street and the pimps will be using crack to keep the whores under control. I'm going now to lock myself in the basement until they catch that fella, goodbye to you Father"
