Aston Villa 7 (SEVEN) - 2 Liverpool - post match thread

[KevinGage]

Alan Smith has mentioned in a few interviews in the past that he was a Villa fan and stood on the Holte etc. He witters on about us on FIFA as well.

He might have been one of those half and half twats growing up though, he seems the sort.

[N'ZMAV]

Still can't believe this - we're fucking battered them!!! 100% deserved.

[Proposition Joe]

This is pure comedy gold. Not expecting that was you mate! 😂 https://youtu.be/RFLWDorG-mg

That bloke's a far more better analyst than Souness

Everybody needs to watch that this morning.  Glorious.

"...seven, seven, seven, seven...."

Made even funnier by the stick he was giving Man U at the start.

Ha ha, seven, seven, seven..... brilliant.

Brilliant. That was my favourite bit.

Dara o'Briain wasn't happy, was he?

[robbo1874]

Someone’s due a proper spanking soon

[Somniloquism]

You can tell he had finally decided they were still better then Manure as it was only a 4 goal difference in scoreline rather then 5. Then we scored the 7th and he just had nothing to turn it into better then Manure which is why he just repeated "seven" over and over.

[rob_bridge]

Spare a thought for the Brummie Reds today; they'll be hurting.

Mine is : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH! HOW DO YOU FEEL YOU GLORY HUNTING TWATS?

I was walking the nipper earlier and heard (presumably) some Villa youngster (11 maybe) heartlily barracking a fellow school attendee across the road who was wearing what seemed to be a Liverpool face mask. Commendation to the former.

[Drummond]

I told my 5 year old about the results this morning. Half his school mates like Liverpool and ManUtd and they seem the the teams they adopt when playing at break times. I told him to make sure everyone knew the results and to tell them exactly who he was going to be today. He said 'I'm Villa and Jack Grealish'.

The look of wonder in his face when I told him Liverpool had got 2. 'Oh, we lost?' then I counted out the goals one by one on my fingers.... Magic!

[cdbearsfan]

I told my 5 year old about the results this morning. Half his school mates like Liverpool and ManUtd and they seem the the teams they adopt when playing at break times. I told him to make sure everyone knew the results and to tell them exactly who he was going to be today. He said 'I'm Villa and Jack Grealish'.

The look of wonder in his face when I told him Liverpool had got 2. 'Oh, we lost?' then I counted out the goals one by one on my fingers.... Magic!

Brilliant. 😁

[robbo1874]

Typical Villa would be losing 5-0 at Leicester now

[robbo1874]

Should really have had 10 or 11 today. No joke.

[DB]

Alan Smith has mentioned in a few interviews in the past that he was a Villa fan and stood on the Holte etc. He witters on about us on FIFA as well.

He might have been one of those half and half twats growing up though, he seems the sort.

Fair enough.

[robbo1874]

30% possession - 7 goals

[cdbearsfan]

30% possession - 7 goals

In fairness it's easy to dominate possession when you have eight kick offs.

[kipeye]

Not sure why people are going on about Souness, Carragher et al (Al's a bastard though). Far as I'm concerned if we thrash any team in that style-their comments are of absolutely no concern to me.

[Somniloquism]

30% possession - 7 goals

18 Shots,
11 on target
7 Goals

Liverpool
14 shots
8 on target
2 goals

Tbh possession is the most meaningless stat as if you can stop the other team from getting near the danger zone, they will just play it around the back which is comfortable to defend against, I mean look at Sheff U match first game to see the exact thing. However as shown last night, if you can win the ball and pretty much have runners breaking through in goal within 3-4 touches, you can destroy a team with minimal possession.