Seems like a reasonable summary.
Defo Doug was proper old school.
Madness that we didn't have a general site / facilities manager who could tell him how much brocoli was used
You have to admit though, that Championship Manager would be far more entertaining if every so often you got a message:
"Your assistant manager has reported that Marvelous Nakamba hasn't eaten all his greens. What do you want to do?
- Give him a slice of buttered, brown bread toast
- Tell him that if he's not hungry enough to eat his sprouts, he's not hungry enough for pudding either.
- Report him to the chairman"