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Offline D.boy

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2020, 12:11:12 AM »
Dean Saunders was clearly offside.

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2020, 12:11:36 AM »
There was initially no plan to award points for draws. Vile get a draw in their first ever league game and, you've guessed it! The league awards them a point!

Just 132 years later than point would prove crucial in keeping the spawny bastards up!

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2020, 12:18:51 AM »
We only founded the league because someone else didn’t before us - lucky bastards!!

Baggie Bill Howell actually wrote that in the Mail.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #78 on: July 30, 2020, 12:52:52 AM »
Quote
DEFIANT Blues fans took to the streets in protest against the decision not to allow an open-top bus tour through Birmingham to mark the team’s Carling Cup win.

Despite fans last week claiming thousands would gather for their own unofficial celebration, only around 100 gathered in the city centre’s Victoria Square having walked there in small groups following the civic reception at St Andrew’s yesterday.

They then marched through the streets, chanting: “We’re Birmingham City, we’ll do what we want,” as bewildered shoppers looked on.

They stopped outside Aston Villa FC’s official shop on New Street, where they shouted and swore to workers inside, before heading on through Bullring shopping centre up to the Chinese Quarter and along Hurst Street.

They started to disband after getting lost and failing to find Sherlock Street, where they had planned to end their protest over Birmingham City Council’s decision not to hold a parade due to health and safety reasons.

Andrew Henry, a 21-year-old trainee social worker, of Sheldon, attached a huge Blues flag to the columns of the Council House.

“I know I am speaking on behalf of every Birmingham City FC supporter when I say I am disappointed we didn’t get an open-top bus parade,” he said.

Brendan Anderson, 46, a builder of Bartley Green, who was in Victoria Square with his son Liam, 12, added: “I can’t believe we have been denied this parade, it’s a disgrace.”

Carer Kevin Roberts, aged 45, of Yardley, said: “I think it’s appalling. The official celebration was pathetic It would have been much better to have done something last week. It’s spoilt it for me really. It’s like we never won.”

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2020, 01:17:04 AM »
How do those DVBs get so much time off work to go to games?

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2020, 01:18:20 AM »
Especially with all the extra travel time they need to drive from The Cotswolds.

Offline Lastfootstamper

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2020, 01:42:41 AM »
Roger Johnson 'won' the ball.

Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2020, 04:24:54 AM »
At least Taity shoves that DVB Richardson in with the rest of the spawny DVBs, it was almost worth the defeat. He needs a t-shirt or maybe we can have a celebration mirror.

Offline Axl Rose

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2020, 07:27:12 AM »
'They then marched through the streets, chanting: “We’re Birmingham City, we’ll do what we want,” as bewildered shoppers looked on'.

The 'bewildered shoppers' part always brings a smile to my face.

Offline OzVilla

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2020, 07:59:25 AM »
Aston's not even part of Birmingham, it was actually just a village in Staffordshire for years.

All Vile fans follow the Pears, only Blose cheer for the Bears.

Offline Kevin Dawson

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #85 on: July 30, 2020, 08:10:23 AM »
Especially with all the extra travel time they need to drive from The Cotswolds.

Yes, the M5 has been awful over the last 2 or 3 years. I've had to spend so much time in my Range Rover that I missed out on a couple of shooting days.

Offline brian green

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #86 on: July 30, 2020, 08:15:01 AM »
An that DVB Thomas Holte cut his cook's head off.

Online andyh

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2020, 08:22:05 AM »
Dean Saunders was clearly offside.
Yes. Even jimmy Greaves said that even though he was in their own half he should have been offside because he looked like he should’ve been.

Dirty vile bastards.

Online Nunkin1965

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #88 on: July 30, 2020, 08:25:20 AM »
Dean Saunders was clearly offside.
Yes. Even jimmy Greaves said that even though he was in their own half he should have been offside because he looked like he should’ve been.

Dirty vile bastards.

Yes thought of this one on the dog walk this morning.
We really are spawny c***s.

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Spawny Vile bastards
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2020, 08:32:29 AM »
That DVB who encroached on the pitch with an offensive weapon (an umbrella) just because Dalian Atkinson had scuffed a goal.

Any other team gets punished heavily when fans encroach and give opposition players a little tap on the side of the head but the vile always get away Scot free when their fans go on the pitch.

It's only because Tom Hanks is a DVB.

 


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