Summer transfer, gossip, speculation and the usual butter ollocks thread

[Big Ming]

It feels like it has been along window

Windows are either wide or tall or both but never long.

Sorry. They are either square, arched, or round.

Today, we are going through the round window.

I hated Floella Benjamin. She never went through the window I wanted.

Cow!

hating her because she chose the wrong window is a bit extreme.

God! I'm a windowist.

[Clampy]

I was stood behind one of the Black Country Lions in a chippy by Everton a few years back.

'Pie and chips please bab'

'What flavour pie?'

'Mate'

You had to be there.

[ozzjim]

Mcnulty is taking pelters on twitter!

[Ads]

Rob Dorsett was saying we couldn't do a deal for Marrinez because of FFP. Then we signed Martinez.

[garyellis]

Mcnulty is taking pelters on twitter!

How long before he is made to look a plonker?

[Ads]

I hope you’re right Ads and that Rashica does come to us. From what I’ve seen (and it’s been limited to Sky/BT) he seems better than Traore and certainly an upgrade on what we had before yesterday.

He does look a very good player. My comments come from John Percy, who is usually very reliable. I think Wolves have some issues bubbling behind the scenes, not necessarily catastrophic, but something isn't quite right.

[saunders_heroes]

I hope you’re right Ads and that Rashica does come to us. From what I’ve seen (and it’s been limited to Sky/BT) he seems better than Traore and certainly an upgrade on what we had before yesterday.

He does look a very good player. My comments come from John Percy, who is usually very reliable. I think Wolves have some issues bubbling behind the scenes, not necessarily catastrophic, but something isn't quite right.

Its probably down to that agent who seems to rule the roost at Wolves.

[LeeB]

Mcnulty is taking pelters on twitter!

Is it a ‘return to the dark ages’ of social media?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I hope you’re right Ads and that Rashica does come to us. From what I’ve seen (and it’s been limited to Sky/BT) he seems better than Traore and certainly an upgrade on what we had before yesterday.

He does look a very good player. My comments come from John Percy, who is usually very reliable. I think Wolves have some issues bubbling behind the scenes, not necessarily catastrophic, but something isn't quite right.

From what I've read Wolves don't think they need to replace Jota as they've a couple of players who are ahead of him and Jota was likely to spend the season on their bench. Now he's going to sit near Klopp.

[saunders_heroes]

Rashica looks the real deal. I really hope we get him.

[DB]

Quick note for Danno, the chippies in Doncaster don't sell fresh roe so West Midlands chippies are automatically better. Don't know about Newcastle

I went to Middleborough once with a lad from Wolverhampton, who'd got an incredibly strong accent. Had one of the best chip shop conversations ever

"Can i get roe & chips?"
"What and chips?"
"Roe and chips."
"Sorry, what and chips?"
"Can I have roe and chips"
"Do you want it buttered?"
"What buttered?"
"The bread roll."
"No, i don't want a bread roll"
"Ok, so just chips on their own?"
"No, i want roe. Roe and chips."
...

When I head back home and head to the chippy*, my missus cannot believe people talk that way. After a short interaction to make my order, my accent goes that way too.

*Blue Submarine, Dudley where you can get normal and orange chips

[Ads]

I hope you’re right Ads and that Rashica does come to us. From what I’ve seen (and it’s been limited to Sky/BT) he seems better than Traore and certainly an upgrade on what we had before yesterday.

He does look a very good player. My comments come from John Percy, who is usually very reliable. I think Wolves have some issues bubbling behind the scenes, not necessarily catastrophic, but something isn't quite right.

Its probably down to that agent who seems to rule the roost at Wolves.

Oh no doubt, Doherty and Jota going for the fees they have is a consequence of Mendes. But I think FOSUN have issues. Something isn't right and it wouldn't surprise me if they had cash flow issues.

[Ads]

The physio/medicals guy has said 2 down and 1 to go on Twitter.

Come ooooooon Milot.

[Holy Trinity]

Something big is happening i can feel it.

Something really big!

[Mister E]

The physio/medicals guy has said 2 down and 1 to go on Twitter.
Come ooooooon Milot.

I agree with those who say a CMF or CB would be better business than another forward / wide player ... lest we forget some of the defensive clangers of last season.