Summer transfer, gossip, speculation and the usual butter ollocks thread

[Ads]

Maybe we've offered Bale a free membership to the Belfry?

[Des Little]

I’d rather have (another) dose of the clap than Ozil.

[Percy McCarthy]

I’d rather have (another) dose of the clap than Ozil.

Have you had the umbrella though?

[Des Little]

I’d rather have (another) dose of the clap than Ozil.

Have you had the umbrella though?

I think they come as a pair

[Londonvilla]

@ScottHogan_9
 has joined Blues on a four-year deal for an undisclosed fee.

https://twitter.com/BCFC/status/1306323900184354817

Not a bad few days for the villa

[Percy McCarthy]

I’d rather have (another) dose of the clap than Ozil.

Have you had the umbrella though?

I think they come as a pair

Ouch!

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

I'd rather sign Gnarls Barkley

That would be crazy!

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

Spanish fellow on football daily Podcast a few days ago was saying Valencia were after Capoue as Javi Garcia managed him at Watford. He said the price quoted was less than £5m. I think at that price he’d be a good pick up in a position that we need to improve.

[Drummond]

I want Ozil.

I never understood this as a kid. Why would anyone want to wipe their arse with shiny greaseproof paper?

[Axl Rose]

I want Ozil.

I never understood this as a kid. Why would anyone want to wipe their arse with shiny greaseproof paper?

Haha. Took me a while to get this.

Seems Ozil isn't a popular suggestion!

[Mister E]

I want Ozil.

I never understood this as a kid. Why would anyone want to wipe their arse with shiny greaseproof paper?

You wouldn't unless it was the only thing on offer (as was the case in my childhood household). Horrible stuff.

[The Edge]

I want Ozil.

I never understood this as a kid. Why would anyone want to wipe their arse with shiny greaseproof paper?

You wouldn't unless it was the only thing on offer (as was the case in my childhood household). Horrible stuff.

Does make you wonder. When you think of all the arse wiping materials to choose from they chose to market that as bog roll. Torn up sheets of old newspaper was much easier on your arse even if you were left with ink stains. Come to think about it sandpaper would have been better than that shiny stuff.

[Des Little]

Only on here in the midst of an exciting transfer window can the merits of wiping your arse be discussed so passionately.

[ozzjim]

It used to clog the bogs up sop badly too. Whoever thought it up must still chuckle at the day to day use of that stuff in schools back in the day. Although, at least kids couldn't soak it and stick it to the ceiling, damn stuff was near waterproof.

[Clampy]

Tracing paper bog roll and carbolic soap? Luxury. I used to live in shoe box in middle of road.