An interview with a Premier league footballer

[cdbearsfan]

I haven't been furloughed up to 100% by my employer. I don't think it is common practise.

[Sexual Ealing]

I have. I think they want me to be grateful. I'm not (with apologies to those in much less favourable situations).

[mr underhill]

We've lost a shitload of money on the markets in recent weeks, but that's the nature of them, particularly now. We're not happy but it is what it is. Everybody is suffering to a greater or lesser degree, apart from greedy PL footballers. Fuck them, I'm never going back.

[eamonn]

Ah, thank you.
That's why I've never heard of him.

- No need to be rude, dear.
- I'm not being rude, dear.

[Sexual Ealing]

Ah, thank you.
That's why I've never heard of him.

- No need to be rude, dear.
- I'm not being rude, dear.

Indeed.

[in exile]

Eh?