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Author Topic: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.  (Read 7392 times)

Offline Border villan

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2020, 04:56:47 PM »
Just parked up and wandering along to the Holte pub for a pint. Seems a bit quieter than usual. Surprised that Cafu has been called out of retirement and playing in midfield with SJM and Jack.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2020, 05:21:29 PM »
Just fucking win Villa.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #47 on: March 14, 2020, 06:26:03 PM »
Absolutely no atmosphere. Never known it this quiet.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2020, 06:59:26 PM »
Golazo Goal, whatever the hell that is, are recreating all matches.

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL. SUPER JACK!!!

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #49 on: March 14, 2020, 07:04:26 PM »
And, to no great surprise. FFS Villa. 2-1 down.

Mount scores.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #50 on: March 14, 2020, 07:14:26 PM »
Even less surprising, those useless twats Arsenal lost to Brighton.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2020, 07:26:37 PM »
Great comeback. 2-3.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2020, 08:14:08 PM »
First on MOTD for a change.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2020, 08:46:06 PM »
Great game but does anyone know why Barry didn't take the penalty ?

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2020, 09:29:29 PM »
All the bog rolls have been pilfered from the toilets.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2020, 09:31:14 PM »
Great game but does anyone know why Barry didn't take the penalty ?

Louie played for the U23s the other evening.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2020, 09:56:23 PM »
To come back the way we did was wonderful. SuperHolte!

That goal from SuperJohnMcGinn was life-giving.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2020, 10:26:07 PM »
I have been out from 7.00 and don’t know the result, don’t spoil it for me but where are we on the MOTD running order?

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2020, 10:30:06 PM »
I was worried before the game that we were in for a pasting, but from the moment Matt Targett peeled off his skin to reveal a titanium endoskeleton and vaporised the Chelsea mascot with those laser eyes, you just knew it was going to be our day.

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #59 on: March 15, 2020, 12:49:33 AM »
It will take an act of God to save our season.

 


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