Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.

[Fred Crump]

Absolutely battered ‘em. Then I woke up and realised we’d lost 1-6.

[PeterWithesShin]

[kippaxvilla2]

How many fcuking times is Kerry Dixon going to score against us.  Thank God for Dorigos pace.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Favourite moment was when all of Villa Park rose up to sing 'Osgood no good! Osgood no good!'
The other 89 minutes was shit.

[Villan82]

Get in! 1-0!

Thought AEG did very well to get that cross in for Davis. Subbing Samatta for Davis in the 70th minute was a masterstroke!

[kippaxvilla2]

Best comment so far!

[CT]

I'm so pleased for Henri Lansbury. To come on and dominate the midfield was great to see.

His 98th minute winner was the icing on the cake.

[Mister E]

I'm so pleased for Henri Lansbury. To come on and dominate the midfield was great to see.

His 98th minute winner was the icing on the cake.

So, first COVID-19 case on H&V, CT?

[Richard E]

VAR gives us something at last! The three minute wait for their last minute equaliser to be chalked off was agonising.

[TheMalandro]

Dull game, but enjoyed that bird with big knorks being chased by the stewards.

[Ads]

The way they timed my Heart Will Go On coming on the speakers for Freddie's mazy dribble and the ball hitting the back of the net at the same time a the chorus kicked in was really well done. Got a bit boring when we scored our 9th though.

(If you've not discovered the beauty of Titanc music improving our goals or off key flute music for opposition fuck ups,  then ladies and gents, I have sorted your Saturday morning for you. You're welcome).

[papa lazarou]

Shambolic catering yet again, sort it out ffs.

[Dave P]

Did anybody else see that African bloke reversing out the car park at the end?

[tony scott]

If we could  defend set pieces we could have got a result.

[Pete3206]

Superfan alert!