Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.

[CT Villan]

Excellent win, happy for Allardyce. He already has us tighter at the back and even Tonev got a shot on target.

[frank black]

I have say it’s highly unusual to see a player score two own goals. Really feel for Tammy, although he didn’t seem disappointed.

[gpbarr]

Great finish by Reina from his own penalty box - a 120 yard screamer into the top corner - goal of the decade!!!

And what was Smith thinking of bringing Prince William on for Samatta???

[exigo]

Not a single bit of hot food to be found at half time. Bloody typical.

[Steve67]

Those homeless feckers stole my food! Dean Smith looked like he was waving goodbye at the end of the game, did anyone else notice this?

I thought the crowd was very quiet.  Sugarbags.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Smith has obviously lost the dressing room. Not one player shuck his hand at full time as they headed to the tunnel.

[PeterWithesShin]

I liked the new customer care introduced whereby the club sends someone to sit next to you and give you a handjob. I seemed to be the only one taking advantage of this new service though.

[CT Villan]

I liked the new customer care introduced whereby the club sends someone to sit next to you and give you a handjob. I seemed to be the only one taking advantage of this new service though.

I hope it wasn't Kalinic cause he would most likely drop the ball.

[Border villan]

I liked the new customer care introduced whereby the club sends someone to sit next to you and give you a handjob. I seemed to be the only one taking advantage of this new service though.

I hope it wasn't Kalinic cause he would most likely drop the ball.

One of the moderators needs to get a grip on this.

[Pete3206]

Bloke in the Hazmat suit in front of me, filmed the whole match on his mobile. Weirdo.

[Border villan]

Just leaving home. Hope the M6 is moving well. Wonder what the lineup will be and that SJM is on the bench.

[ChicagoLion]

Could have done without Frank and Terry snogging at the end, get a room.

[SoccerHQ]

Good game, will take the 0-1 to help our goal difference.

Was pleasantly surprised to bump into Andrew Greaves outside the North Stand. Was telling me all about rooming with Pongo Waring in the early 1980s.

[dalians umbrella]

I never thought the mystery 7th substitute would be Hulk Hogan!

[Legion]

We haven't virtually kicked-off, yet. 5:30pm.