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Offline kippaxvilla2

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Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« on: March 13, 2020, 09:16:16 PM »
Just FRO Engels.  McGinn back was a bonus.  But we really are deep in it.  Jack isolated again.  Reina never again !  He’s got to go Tom.
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Offline Steve67

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 09:25:09 PM »
We kept a clean sheet! 

I never ever want to see Dave Woodhall streak naked across the pitch again.  I had no idea that this coronavirus made you delirious!
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Offline john e

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 09:28:06 PM »
Tammy scoring that own goal to help us win really pissed of the Chavy twats
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Offline Holte132

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2020, 09:35:33 PM »
Why has Reina got to go? His 2nd half hattrick for us was incredible!
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Offline colin69

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2020, 09:36:02 PM »
Zonal marking, what do they do at BMH all week?.....Smith out!!!
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Offline Sexual Ealing

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2020, 09:43:53 PM »
I was surprised by the level of venom when John Terry waded into the away fans and called them all racist, Tory, Surrey wank-attendants.
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Offline Louzie0

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2020, 09:45:36 PM »
Amazed that Terry strangled Kepa with his socks.
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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2020, 10:06:51 PM »
Despite our comfortble lead late on did anyone else shit themselves at around the 88th minute? I jusyt felt it inevitable we'd fuck up our big lead.
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Offline hilts_coolerking

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2020, 10:08:50 PM »
That goal by Juan Pablo was a belter.
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Offline rougegorge

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2020, 10:12:41 PM »
Just heard Dean's after match interview: "Well, at least we weren't as bad as we were against Southampton and Leicester".
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Offline Border villan

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2020, 10:17:03 PM »
Danny Drinky “I feel at home here, have had a word with Frank and hope the deal will be done in the summer”.
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Offline Deano's Mullet

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2020, 10:26:15 PM »
Great cross from Daley, great header from Dalian, he actually fancied it today and could have had one or two.  Shit away support, shit team,  Hoddle has got his work cut out managing that lot. In twenty years time they will be div 3 while we are winning titles......
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Offline hilts_coolerking

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2020, 10:27:57 PM »
Smith: "I thought we were decent first half but then the referee sneezed and it changed the game.  By the time Chelsea's sixth went in, the players were just dispirited by the injustice of it all."
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Offline Louzie0

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2020, 10:31:59 PM »
Quote from: hilts_coolerking on March 13, 2020, 10:27:57 PM
Smith: "I thought we were decent first half but then the referee sneezed and it changed the game.  By the time Chelsea's sixth went in, the players were just dispirited by the injustice of it all."
Luckily Villa players are made of sterner stuff and the reciprocal goal fest was something to behold.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Aston Villa v Chelsea. The Imaginary Post Match Thread.
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2020, 10:43:52 PM »
John Terry, we know what you are.
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