How much will Coronavirus (COVID-19) impact Aston Villa's season?

[Brend'Watkins]

He's leaving?  After making this great thread what it is today?  I say great, I'm not really sure if it is or not as I became totally bored with it weeks ago.  But what an ungrateful git. He has a platform where he can bore most of us shitless and then has the audacity to question the persons who brought about the platform when told to stop boring everyone shitless.

[Richard E]

Who's going to give you the perfunctory patting down on your way in?

Which route will you take? Will you pass Percy by the garden, Mac by the kitchen and Dave next to your son's bedroom door shouting at you as you pass them?

Another good argument for screening games - You miss that trio:

Percy whose face looks like it will crack if it ever breaks out into a smile, Mac, whatever happened to him? I miss his affront to fashion and then Dave "holier than thou" Woodhall, fresh last Friday nights/Saturday morning drunken ramblings.  How he ever has the nerve to accuse someone of being "morally superior" is beyond me.  Never has such a non-entity of an oxygen thief had such an over inflated opinion of himself.

He's going to ban me for playing the victim you know?  Dave "please let me keep supplying you with drinks General" Woodhall?    who sold out his subscribers the minute Mark Ansell gave him an interview.

Life without H&V - How will I cope?

Rampant masturbation?

Boning up on contract law.

You say that like its a bad thing.

[Drummond]

Who's going to give you the perfunctory patting down on your way in?

Which route will you take? Will you pass Percy by the garden, Mac by the kitchen and Dave next to your son's bedroom door shouting at you as you pass them?

Another good argument for screening games - You miss that trio:

Percy whose face looks like it will crack if it ever breaks out into a smile, Mac, whatever happened to him? I miss his affront to fashion and then Dave "holier than thou" Woodhall, fresh last Friday nights/Saturday morning drunken ramblings.  How he ever has the nerve to accuse someone of being "morally superior" is beyond me.  Never has such a non-entity of an oxygen thief had such an over inflated opinion of himself.

He's going to ban me for playing the victim you know?  Dave "please let me keep supplying you with drinks General" Woodhall?    who sold out his subscribers the minute Mark Ansell gave him an interview.

Life without H&V - How will I cope?

Rampant masturbation?

Boning up on contract law.

You say that like its a bad thing.

Now I know why they say it's hard studying law.

[LeeB]

Whenever one of these types has their final big flounce, they've always got some long pent up beef with Dave W, haven't they?

I'm saving up my one, when I went to say hello and he sold me two fanzines I already had, for a real good one though. I'm not going to waste it on a theoretical discussion about the aftermath of a pandemic, like the last bozo did.

[brian green]

I am saving mine too.  When I offered him a chip but he was more interested in passing off the mag as a programme.  Some things you just can't forgive.  I am not wasting my last flounce on the fascists and the zealots.

[rougegorge]

On another note, and apologies if it's been mentioned already, but well done to the club for setting up maternity clinics at the ground from today.

My daughter lives not far from the Emirates and is expecting her first child, and would have jumped at the chance of using such a facility. She said the trips to the UCLH near Euston have been stressful and some Londoners seem more oblivious to the idea of distancing.   

[Somniloquism]

On another note, and apologies if it's been mentioned already, but well done to the club for setting up maternity clinics at the ground from today.

My daughter lives not far from the Emirates and is expecting her first child, and would have jumped at the chance of using such a facility. She said the trips to the UCLH near Euston have been stressful and some Londoners seem more oblivious to the idea of distancing.

You can see that from the pictures at Westminster Bridge the last couple of Thursdays. Yes, the hospital that saved Saint Bozza is there, and Big Ben (Although isn't that still broken?), but it definitely is not near to a lot of peoples houses so they are deliberately travelling there for it.

[dave.woodhall]

Whenever one of these types has their final big flounce, they've always got some long pent up beef with Dave W, haven't they?

I'm saving up my one, when I went to say hello and he sold me two fanzines I already had, for a real good one though. I'm not going to waste it on a theoretical discussion about the aftermath of a pandemic, like the last bozo did.

It does seem strange that the longer they spend on here, the bigger the rant they have to launch about me.

[Risso]

Dave W left 10 minutes before I got to the Swiss Cottage pub, the bounder.

[TopDeck113]

Was it his turn to buy the round?

[john e]

Anyone checked in on Mac he must be devastated after being outed for crimes to fashion

[brian green]

In fairness after the Arsenal final if I had not been distracted by DW I fully intended to throw myself under the next train.

[PaulWinch again]

I enjoy football, more specifically Villa (at least notionally!), but my view at the moment is bollocks to football. It’s distasteful to consider its return whilst we’re in the grips of this pandemic. Relegation, champions, European places, who cares, it’s utterly meaningless at the moment.

[Steve67]

Oh go on, pretty please.  I am genuinely interested Brassneck.

OK but only if you tell us why you think Jack would still be at the club if we go down.

Wrong thread.

[Risso]

In fairness after the Arsenal final if I had not been distracted by DW I fully intended to throw myself under the next train.

You'd have had no chance with the thousands of Arsenal fans queuing up to get into the station, seconds after the final whistle.