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Author Topic: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread  (Read 464414 times)

Offline LukeJames

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2970 on: January 21, 2020, 07:25:53 PM »
And the winner of the most fucking weird transfer story of the window goes to......




Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2971 on: January 21, 2020, 10:11:19 PM »
Smith says 1 more!

Answers on a post card...

I think it's a big one and the club is holding out for a higher offer. Someone we would never of guessed in a million years

Offline themossman

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2972 on: January 21, 2020, 10:34:02 PM »
Saviola. Must be.

Offline TheMalandro

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2973 on: January 21, 2020, 10:35:29 PM »
And the winner of the most fucking weird transfer story of the window goes to......





It probably sounds as exotic as Pierlugi Prosciutto di Parma does to us. It's all in the name.

Offline KevinGage

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2974 on: January 21, 2020, 10:40:38 PM »
Smith says 1 more!

Answers on a post card...

I think it's a big one and the club is holding out for a higher offer. Someone we would never of guessed in a million years

Jan Venegoor of Shortenlink or Danny Invincible.

Offline Steve67

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2975 on: January 21, 2020, 10:44:41 PM »
I want a midfield enforcer. 

Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2976 on: January 21, 2020, 10:45:30 PM »
I want a midfield enforcer. 

That's sorted! 😉

Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2977 on: January 21, 2020, 10:46:07 PM »
I want a midfield enforcer. 

That's sorted! 😉

And before anyone gets carried away I was referring to drinkwater haha

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2978 on: January 21, 2020, 10:48:35 PM »
I want a midfield enforcer. 

That's sorted! 😉

And before anyone gets carried away I was referring to drinkwater haha

Who knows?  He was better tonight to be fair.  Dean said one more, it will be a striker.

Offline Mossie Hennebry

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2979 on: January 21, 2020, 10:52:08 PM »
I shudder when I see a Villa player whose name begins with Drink.  And a battering ram centre forward whose name begins with Slim.  Is there a wide man called Chance we can team him up with?
Given that 'Slimani' comes from 'Suleiman', which means 'man of peace' this would enable us to give 'Peace' a 'Chance'. And that is surely what we need at the Villa.

Oh bugger, it’s Dusty Bin isn’t it?

Peas however don’t need to be given a chance, they are already one of Britain’s most popular vegetables.
Vegetables are often paired with fruit and post Brexit clearly our Bananas will be as curved as we all want them to be.
A curve ball is a baseball term, baseball being American you might think that Villa are signing an North American. But, there is South America too of course and for the second city we find in fact the clues lead us to a guy, from the second smallest South American country, Uruguay. Gastón Rodrigo Pereiro López has of course recently been linked to the Villa, whereas in fact the prize here, is closer to the polyglot polymath Jennifer Lopez, famed for amongst other things making records.
The new signing here is a freshly autographed very rare, African Car Reverser double A side.

Well with a Tanzanian we are at least half way to the
African Coast Transverser double signing, are we in for any Nigerians?

It’s nice to see it’s registering, my Mrs just demanded why her favourite Tanzanian musicians are sharing loads of Villa stuff on social media.

Who are the musicians then?

Offline Holy Trinity

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2980 on: January 21, 2020, 11:14:28 PM »
I followed samatta on instagram and instantly picked up 10 tanzanian followers! I have a feeling this transfer is going to transcend the norms and make us a big deal in the African market

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2981 on: January 22, 2020, 07:01:28 AM »
Another striker is a must to be fair. We have 1 fit striker that has never played in this league now. Signing a similar style forward to Wesley is what we need if Samatta has the pace element covered. I don't think Benteke with his fitness record is the answer.

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2982 on: January 22, 2020, 07:08:53 AM »
Another striker is a must to be fair. We have 1 fit striker that has never played in this league now. Signing a similar style forward to Wesley is what we need if Samatta has the pace element covered. I don't think Benteke with his fitness record is the answer.
Bowen

Offline Big Ming

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2983 on: January 22, 2020, 09:39:04 AM »
Having seen Knockaert (on loan at Fulham) a couple of times recently, I was surpriesd how good he still looks.
Much better than either of our two regular wingers.
Mind you, on the one occasion, he was up against Neil Taylor and (predictably) ripped him a new one.

Offline KevinGage

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Re: Winter transfer, gossip, speculation and usual butter ollocks thread
« Reply #2984 on: January 22, 2020, 09:43:20 AM »
Targett played well last night, but that left side still concerns me with him and Neil Taylor.

If we were able to do a loan deal for cover either there (or possibly shunt Guilbert to LB and get a right sided full-back in, depending on availability) I'd be more confident about our options there.

Would still like N'Zonzi and another forward or wide player, but I can't see three arrivals between now and the end of Jan.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2020, 10:08:22 AM by KevinGage »

 


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